Are you suffering from Déjà vu?
Where have I heard that before?
Do you have good hearing?
What?
DO YOU HAVE GOOD HEARING?
will you please come here and clean the coffee off my keyboard?
What do I look like, a maid?
What do you look like? Does anyone here know?
What should I clean it with? Will you accept my apology?
Why don’t you go check the Doper photo thread?
I’m Lazy, couldn’t you have provided a link?
Do you know that I always think of Frenchy when I read your username?
[QUOTE=The Weird One]
Jeez, do I have to do everything for you?[/Could you do everything for me by close of business today?
That used to be one of my many Nicknames in real life, but I am mostly, how do they say it, Italiano?
Do you really think that counts as a question?
I know I stretched it but, what is the definition of a question?
So now I’m expected to join The Weird One in providing links because you can’t be bothered to Google?
Now THAT couldn’t have been too much hassle for you, could it have been?
Boy, can’t some people do anything but bitch, bitch, bitch? 
What’s wrong with doing nothing but complaining?