Since Cecil’s very existence has been called into question, wouldn’t it make more sense to ask whether there is a Cecil at all rather than whether this hypothetical Cecil would be fair?*
*Have I ever written a longer question?
Could we then, instead ask the invisible pink unicorn?
WTF? What invisible pink unicorn? Have you been smoking Daddy’s special cigarettes again?
I mean, who but an addlepated loco weed-smoker would think that the unicorn was invisible and pink? Isn’t it obvious and well-known to all that one should ask either the invisible blue unicorn or the invisible yellow unicorn with glittery lavendar polka dots about game rules? What kind of nutcase are you, anyway?
Don’t you know about the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
If the IPU isn’t available, how 'bout we ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
How could I best give my thanks to The Weird One for fighting this important piece of ignorance?
Do you really know the FSM?
If I question the existance of the FSM, does that make me a pastagnostic?
Would it be fair for me to be angry at you for almost making me choke on my granola bar over this question?
What kind of pasta is the FSM? Thin, thick cappelini? Who can fill this gaping hole in my religious education?
As FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monster, isn’t it obvious from the full name?
What are you guys talking about?
Waddaya, stupid or somethin’? Can’t you figure it out for yourself? Do we have to tell you everything?
Isn’t spaghetti just a generic name for straight pasta? Isn’t it possible that the FSM be composed of a specific type of spaghetti? Or is it that as the creator of us all, he embodies and has as his body all types of straight pasta?
Is this the beginning of all possible religious schism along the lines of Arianism? Would the religion survive when adherents are fighting over whether spaghetini or angel hair are the components of his corpus like sunnis and shi’ites arguing over the Koran?
Must you make everything about religion?
How best do we get off religion and back to more nonsense?
why hasn’t anyone supplied the link http://www.venganza.org/ yet?
Is it possible that not everyone has your deft touch in coding links?
You call this nonsense?? Why don’t we call it good-natured fun, instead? Hmmm?
what’s so hard about typing “http://” followed by “www.something.com” or whathaveyou?
or for that matter, what’s so hard about copying and pasting? 
