Did you ever hear about the day the music died and the Marching Band refused to yeild the field?
really? are you they didn’t refuse to yield? 
Didn’t you ever see the rule about not correcting someone’s grammar or spelling with a grammar or spelling mistake?
if I had, would I have let that one go with such a blatant omission?
Mai eye laff nouw? 
Due ewe reel ee feeyul ewe mussed?
Didn’t Don McLean sing about that in his classic, American Pie?
Did he? How do we know it wasn’t some other guy doing a Don Mclean impersonation?
Maybe it was the voice?
Is there some sort of Don McLean conspiracy I should know about?
aren’t there always conspiracies we should all know about?
What is everyones favoriate conspiracy?
have you heard the one about a bunch of people cuaght up in a situation in which they can only ask questions? Do you think Cecil is behind it?
OMG, can you tell me more about it?
if I did, wouldn’t my life be in danger?
Could we whisper about it?
but then how would you hear me? aren’t you easily 60 miles from my location?
I don’t think we ever clearly established that, did we?
well how far is Central NJ from my computer on Lawn Guylandt?
Depends I am only 18 miles from Coney Island as the Crow flies so what part of Lawn Guylandt are we speaking of?