A Tale of Two Cites
Seems to be working…
Yup. seems to be.
Is this thing on? Hello? One, two…
I lost around 250 posts, I was almost around 1000 then bam! Everything’s gone.
Hope this one helps
Well, I’m back up to 50 posts. Therefore I have no need to post here.
But, my birthday is in 2 days.
Yes, on Easter.
So I decided to announce it.
In this thread.
Hello!
I’m back after a small afternoon break, and my fingers are ready to tickle the keyboards.
Good God, that sounded perverted, didn’t it?
If not then it should.
Holy crap.
I just looked at my profile and it said I have 3.3 posts per day. What the heck?
Well, I looked at mine, and it said I had 15.95 posts per day… probably what comes from being WAY TOO ADDICTED to this board!
Seriously though, I think that’s an average of how many posts you’ve had since you joined.
Well, I hope you have a happy birthday! 
Is it that all cheese is blue? Or is it that way only when I write it with blue pen?
Questions, questions, questions. All ones that the average doper wonders about but is afraid to ask.
That’s why I’m here. I was sent here to ask all the questions everyone was afraid to ask.
Why do ducks die when hit by cars?
How come it never snows in Egypt?
When is it safe to eat a patent leather shoe?
Why do I have to spend time with my family? They’re okay (marginally), but personally, I like being by myself! I hope they NEVER go out looking for me in my neighborhood again! Sheesh!
Moderator’s Notes: My loathing for this type of insipid post padding leads me lock this thread. What is the point of making consecutive posts vacant of content? You people are more creative and more intelligent than that. I challenge you to prove it.