What’s this I hear? Crunchy Frog is too weak to get off?
I, UncleBill, am here for you ladies to flirt your panties off with, I be nekkid and freshly shorn for your tactile pleasure!
I would like to see a flirting thread. With flirting. Subtle, clever, wordy flirting. Not cybersex, not cyberorgy, that should be taken to email or chat, but flirting.
With who? The older male Dopers for me! ( Hi. My name is Cyn…)
Ummm Cyn:)
Have we net before?
By the way, how old is old for you?
Is 33 good enough?
I’d like to get flirted with for once. 8^)
Me too 
But I think that before I could join I need one of GingerOfTheNorth’s instructional threads, because I’m terrible at it. So Ginger, are you gonna?
::Reads thread,doesn’t see her name mentioned,pouts::
I must be slipping,better go practice 
::Dials Stinky Paws’ number::
Honestly,after that Pit thread about me and ** Arden Ranger **…to not see either one of our names listed…
WTF ??!?!?!?!?!?!
[sub] You’d think ONE of the Dopers I’ve flirted with would mention me but no [/sub]
Gee, HG, we didn’t think you had eyes for anyone other than Stinky Paws…
How * you * doin’?
hardygrrl
I haven’t had the good chance of flirting with you yet, but I was mainly aiming to involve people who stay out of this kind of activity!
I mean, hey, I will be delighted to be in a flirt thread with you, but I am kind of confident we will meet somewhere
Hardy, darling, I could not conceive of a flirt thread without you, and like the swallows return to Capastrano each year I knew you would come to add flash and sass to our flirting lives, you object of lust you! <kiss>
Besides, here are you are and not one mention of the hunky (or virtually hunky) guys you would like to see flirting with you. I’m hurt. [sub]Not really, but I could use a sympathy grope about now.[/sub]
Any flirt thread that includes offers of sexual favors to me can’t be a bad thread.
Those of you needing advice and help in flirting can go right here - no need for newbie Ginger to start a new one, although she is more than welcome to (like anyone needs MY permission) if she wants to be
“The newbie with whom you’d most like to dance horizontally,” a title for which there is fierce competition every couple of weeks…strange in an area marked for its posters’ intelligence, but whatever bloats your foat…
And I shan’t be coming out of hiding to participate. Judging by the caliber thus far, it would be SO not worth my time.
Waitaminit, now THIS time I’m gonna try to get in on the ground floor, rather than just after the elevator doors close like usual…
hardygrrl - I’m gonna echo lurker in saying that I figgered you were so tightly wrapped up in yer new bidness to notice any flirts thrown your way. So when you gonna be available for that fan club meetin’? I gots all these flowers and warm massage oil just taking up space here…
…and Ginger, I’m giving thanks to the ether for the opportunity to say “Howdy”*, especially since you revealed that you belong to that special group of busty redhead SDMB ladies.
So, yer way up in the Frozen North, hmm? Tell me, what’s a boy gotta do to melt through yer permafrost?
*That, by the way, is us Southern boys’ version of ;)[sup]How YOU doin’?[/sup]
Oh, BTW, I just talked to TruePisces on the phone. She asked if she was mentioned, and said “How quickly they forget”…
///////TruePisces\\\\
She is entitled to give out Master’s Degrees in the field of Advanced Flirting!!!
How can she be forgotten?
She wasn’t. I referenced her thread. Here, I’lll reference it again.
How poorly they READ, she should have said.
I would never presume to teach a man to flirt, when TruePisces has already done such a good job.
I WANT HER GRADUATES!
(and if I read the term ‘pussy snorkel’ even once, I’m outta here)
Well, would you settle for the student assistant? I’m reasonably certain the Instructor wouldn’t mind me loaning out my skills, er, services while she’s on hiatus.
And as far as that “term” you mentioned, feh, that’s for amateurs. Instead, would you be interested in a demonstration of the deep breathing exercises I learned from some Polynesian pearl divers? 
Ah, so she’s the teacher, and you’re the certification for our boards? Probing to see how in depth our knowledge goes in the field?
Awwwwwww…Hamadarling wants a cerebral flirt…
You know that cute little fold in your prefrontal lobe gives me the hots…
VB! Such language in front of the young ones!
:eek:
[sub]and how’s that joystick of yours, flyboy?[/sub]