For the love of fucking God!!! You can’t be that dim witted. :dubious:
Charlie Wayne changed my opinion of the Dope. Not because he was personally offensive, but because how many users reacted to him, by taking him at face value.
That banana bird skit he did was genius.
I’ll append “least likely to be getting laid regularly, rarely or ever.”
So I was just looking at an older thread that was referenced in a post today and there was a poster there called vomit_comet. I was curious to see why he was banned, and he had some interesting comments.
Who was the troll who claimed to be paraplegic, unfortunately for him, not too long after umkay so everyone was skeptic instantly? IIRC a Scottish poster offered to meet him at a gas station and he agreed, then the excuses started amusingly piling up: “I had a class.” “I missed my bus.”
Which finally ended when he posted a photo of his modified Citroen, which another Doper easily found with an image search, so to prove it was his car he used the freeform tool in MSPaint to write, very poorly, “SDMB” onto one of the floor mats?
I’m surprised there is no nostalgia for Sweet Willy, the Accidental Jew, scourge of Masons* and the guy who uncovered the Black Barber Conspiracy.
*Monty pitted him over that one, but then again, Monty pits everybody. 
Guilty as charged
That was jaymac1. Probably one of the funniest troll threads of all time, given his exquisitely poor timing and comically bad “proof”.
Yeeeeeeeee
J was the woorstestestesteded
Damn, that hurt my eyes.
But of course I got to wait 60 seconds between posts. So I wait.
I waited’ed.
asahi
asahey back atcha
Asahi has been annoying lately but… like… no? Not even close to as bad as such mediocre shitbags like HurricaneDitka, let alone since-departed plagues like Starving Artist or Clothahump.
Who was the “my post is my cite” guy?
I think that was Aldebaran.
My favorite was Kaitlyn/Number Six, the time-travelling transgender fundamentalist Christian atheist Jew married to a lesbian North Korean concentration camp escapee who worked at McDonald’s in between gigs as a super model with a long lost twin sister in Hong Kong.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Regards,
Shodan
Hmm, Mister Regards has an opinion about the worst troll on the site …
“Are you bored?”
“To tears.”
“I know, right? I thought joining a doomsday cult would be interesting, but it’s just this guy getting drunk and repeating the same shit over and over.”
“Yeah, some prophet. I swear to God, if I hear ‘the rule of law’ or ‘education camps’ or ‘I’ve been telling you all, blah blah blah’ one more time while he’s wagging his finger at us, I’m gonna make my own Kool-Aid.”
“Actually, it was Flavor Aid.”
“Okay, Typical Doper.”
“Ouch.”
“Worst troll”? No.
“Highly amusing AND irritating troll”? Yes.
Remember when our friend Susanann claimed to have ideas stolen from her by Isaac Asimov? A typically aggressive JFK conspirator, Susanann finally departed us about 4 years ago, her last post in my question about stealing hubcaps.
Thankfully I missed his posts here.
I had enough of his nonsense at work and several of my colleagues have had to deal with him as well.
I’m disappointed that 3 years of court-ordered psychiatric treatment has had no effect on his behaviour.
Yes, we know that.