80s porn stars are my favorite because that’s when I came of age. I can’t keep track of the current ones and why bother? Oh, another blonde with fake tits who only does girls or only does guys or something. Fuck you, Jenna. Fuck you, Janine.
Let’s talk about the 80s when chicks had real boobs and obnoxious mall-girl hair and weren’t afraid to flaunt it.
You know who gets no love? Jacqueline Lorians. She was a curvy, freckly natural redhead who jiggled in all of the right ways. Her pout was legendary.
Close second is Sheena Horne. Asian of indeterminate origin who always seemed to be the wide-eyed innocent caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thank God for that gypsy nymphomania curse that was always cast upon her.
I don’t know, for the same reason Keith Richards gave when he was asked why the Stones called the album “Some Girls”. Because I can’t remember their fucking names.
Didn’t catch WC4, but about a year ago I saw her in the video of the Metallica remake of Turn The Page, and certain parts of my body underwent a Pavlovian response and I was transported back to 1985 watching New Wave Hookers.
I never got the porn stars as minor celebrities thing. I watch A LOT of porn… a lot, but honest to god i could not recognize a single porn star in a line up if my life depended on it. One blonde with huge fake tits is exactly the same as another, and i never last all the way through a movie to read the credits anyways. So my favorite 80s porn star would have to be the one on my first porno, found in a box in dads garage, i have no idea what her name is but she was a blonde with huge fake tits.
