Amy, I think you’re old enough to learn the truth. Your father is the Great and Powerful Oz of the SDMB. And, as we all know, nothing escapes the vision of the great and powerful Oz.
I have a shotgun in my basement. I haven’t fired it in a long time.
I’ll bet it still works, though.
I’m sure you are adorable, but I wouldn’t want my SO to get jealous. 
Oh, yeah, welcome to SDMB.
I dunno, what age is “Grade 13?” Is that like “College Freshman?” I don’t want to get arrested here.
Wally, I got yer back.
::placing airwing on 5 minute stand-by::
[Damnable, fucking smiley deleted by UncleBeer]
ChiefScott
Put yer tongue back in your mouth and unlace that airwing before WallyM7 sees you.
Total and complete hijack— DrMatrix, should you and your SO be in the same picture on your anniversary?
Amy, be very careful. Wally can be very hard on newbies.
You know, I am still young enough to hit on any dopers who are minors and get away with it.
So I think I’ve got dibs.
Damnable, fucking smilies!
[I got yer back, Chief; no problem - UncleBeer]
I don’t know his name, but you’ll recognize him by his strange shade of blue and the finger marks around his neck!!
We’ve discussed the issue.
It shall be a violation of our rules to hit on Wally’s daughter.
Who do I contact to have that rule changed, manhattan?
Must I take it to the very top? To ::whisper:: Cecil himself? 
I think that Wally will be able to handle any trouble that arises.
Welcome to the board Amy. So tell us, do you have any good Wally stories?
THIS is what everyone is missing in the gun control threads. Those Canadians are armed! If we don’t arm ourselves, they’ll move south and we’ll be stuck with better beer and free health care! Be warned!
SmoothOperator, Dad warned me not to talk about him, so I can’t tell you why we don’t let him light the barbecue anymore.
Weirddave, that was funny as hell. He really does have a shotgun behind the furnace. It’s okay, though, because he doesn’t have any bullets for it.
Yeah, sounds kinda like the story for Canadian Bacon…anyways, welcome to the board Amy! Oh, and Wally, don’t worry about me hitting on her…I have a hard time hitting on women, because I usually get bitch-slapped in return.
Welcome aboard Amy
I’m not sure whether you’ve got a lot to live up to or a lot to live down but it promises to be a heck of a ride.
Will Wally change? I hope not…
Welcome to the board, Amy
'Tis true, your dad is a legend amongst the populace here.
Amy said:
:satisfied grin:
Amy, you’ll fit right in. I like your style already! You remind me of your dad, but then WITH a brain 
Thank ya, Unc.
UncleBeer – Protector of reputations.