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Amy, just wait until you find out you really like girls more than guys! (Anthracite crosses fingers and waits patiently…) 
Hey, I heard that, Coldfire.
Greenthings an Salivations Amy.
No Wally, I’m not salivating because of your daughter, its…its because of of the hamsteak I’m cooking. Really. Oh, I do hope that is rock salt you just loaded into that there shotgun…um, bye?
HIT on her?! She’s been stalking me for 3 weeks …
I don’t mind all the e-mails, but the snail mail is starting to freak me out.
*I’ve got a crush on you
Sweetie-Pie
All the day and nighttime
Hear me sigh
The world will pardon my mush
But I have got a crush, my baby,
On you*
The fact that Amy will have absolutely no clue what that references will snap me back to my senses, however.
Not being able to give the totally obvious answer.
It’ll be a troll, using one of his sock puppets.
“Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold”
–As You Like It, Act 1, scene ii
Amy, Pray tell, Why cant your Dad lightthe Barbeque?
Is it another story where your father emotionally scars one of the neighbourhood children by damaging their pet? 
Barbequed Terrapin anyone?
Swiddles+Wally=Amy?
I’m so confused…
-Sam
P.S.-- Welcome to the SDMB!
Wally? Who is this “Wally”… oh, yeah, he was the second person on this planet to refer to me as “SPOOFER”. I remember him now, I like him.
So, Amy, wanna neck?
Hey, is that a bolt of lightning coming at–::ZAP!!!:: Nevermind, I’m gay now… ::cough::
So, you all thought I was joking in her introduction thread?!?!
Clearly I have every intention of flirting with the fair Amy. Now, who’s gonna direct her to the SDMB peoples pages?
Hey, baby.
–Tim
Ok … my dilemma is that dpr has known me for what? 6 years? And he didn’t warn you about me!
[evil grin]bwahahaha[/evil grin]
His mistake … so Amy, “How yoooooou doin?”
http://www.luke-for-god.itgo.com
change is coming
are you all slow??? i’ve been hitting on her. in fact, i can feel like i’m real close to getting a date now… yeah, anytime now…