I am addicted to chedder cheese goldfish crackers.
I NEED HELP!!
[police megaphone noise]
Put the fish down and step away from the bag with your hands where we can see them!
This is for your own good Tretiak.
We’ve got your mother out here. She’s begging you to step away from the goldfish!
[/police megaphone noise]
The snack that smiles back! Well, until you bite their heads off.
Give me them back! I had them first. Oh no you don’t, you better give them back. M-OOOOOOOO-M, Tretiak won’t give me my Goldfish back. WAAAAAAHHHHH!
SMACK
Ha, Ha! Got 'em.
CRUNCH!MMmmmmmm.
I know I don’t fight fair, but having siblings does that to you…
Are they Pepperidge Farms? They’re gooooood.
Hey, they’ve got a discount outlet in Orlando!
ROAD TRIP!
It’s what, oh, 22 hours from Pa. to Florida. That’s just a day!