Who will we become? Who we were - Who we are- Who will we be

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Dangit, kanicbird, NOW look what you’ve gone and done…

Awww, I finally struck a cord. I am so sorry pumpkin.

I will quit all the volunteer work I do, close the charities I’ve started, and destroy all the houses Ive helped build. BECAUSE YOU SAID SO, we need more of you in this world. People with bombs and guns, cuz we need that sh!t for protection. Cuz that sh!ts been working so well all these years…

Go ahead. Try. Guess what, you can’t. Everything you write here will be preserved in perpetuity.

It may be a little late for that. My Wife and daughters can confirm that I failed my sanity check decades ago.

Which explains the moustache and penchant for wearing bow ties.

My tits be bouncing, come take a look.
HAHAHA.

I aint quitting or deleting my account.
I love you guys.

Dude, I do like you. I finally see a personality…What took you so long to come out?

As a matter of fact…

Dude - lighten the load. Take a crap or something. You’ve got some built up mommy daddy issues or something.

Did you get picked on or groped as kid… What’s your damage…

Good job.

At the next game of “state the obvious” I am going to ask you what the colour of the sky is, and then say “NO ITS NOT”

Can’t keep up.
Too mucho action.

Yeah - it’s cool.
It’s nice to know I will leave a more permanent mark other than the coffee stand shirts I wear outside for people to comment on.

You and Kanicbird seem a perfect match.

You’ll be very happy together, I’m sure! Heavy on word salad, lacking facts and evidence, but plenty of posturing.

You’re a can’t miss duo! Good Luck!

I think you need to narrow the focus of what you want to discuss. Your op is too broad and that’s why you didn’t get the response you were hoping for.

And now you’re letting it get to you by turning snarky.

You’re like the starting pitcher in the love triangle.
AND yes - I am the catcher. You sexy boi.

Maybe yes maybe no.

But whatever…

It’s a little weird that the most emotional stuff – complete with all caps! – seems to be coming from the guy who wrote “did one of you take a moment to dive into any thoughts I projected upon the page. You simple read, get emotional, and type.”

Awww. The cap’s are intended to draw your attention my good A+ student. And evoke an emotional response with the purpose of seeming emotional.

It’s kind of like… well… you tell me… what else do you perceive…

I dedicated another moment to ponder this one.
I shouldered too broad of a focus - is 100% correct. And yes, I was hoping for more depth of field than the bridge of my nose. But I am news to this bored, so sometimes to need to make a splash and respond to the ripples.

I, for one, perceive that you’re a bit of an attention whore.

But where are my manners? Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Board! I hope you have a good time for as long as you are here. Also, I’m sure you are going to find that most of the people who come here do it to have a good time.

Enjoy! :slight_smile:

I am a whore - but television made me this way.

Thank you for the welcoming hug.

K. Now - how about them Blue Jays.?