Happy Halloween (almost).
It’s that time of the year again for idle, useless speculation about which horror movie monster or boogeyman is the toughest, strongest, wiliest, and/or slickest. Who could be who in a fight?
My idle speculation today is a “death match” between a horde of Romero-style, shuffling, flesh-eating zombies versus a carload of evil killer clowns (or Klowns if you prefer.)
Who do you think would win?
Well aren’t Evil Clowns reasoning creatures? Don’t several have supernatural powers? Can’t they use weapons and drive vehicles?
If that is true, I don’t see slow zombies having a strong chance.
The Clowns start off strong, and it looks like a run-a-way, but the zombies slowly wear them down and win the battle of attrition.
Gimme that Zombie Head!
That’s just what we need around here, zombie killer clowns.
Just a carload? The clowns get overwhelmed after “thinning the herd” down quite a bit (but not, obviously, enough to prevent their gory demise). I’m thinkin’ that three carloads could take this, if they were prepared for the undead goons.
It’s been done.
But how long does it take to get 74 clowns out of a VW Beetle?
Pretty fast with detachable body parts and clown teeth.
How many on each side?
Also “evil clowns” seems a bit redundant to me.
It’s a trick question. A “carload” of clowns equals a “horde” of anything else.
They are the ones with balloons.
Pay attention, there will be a quiz on Thursday.
It depends: Are the zombies limited to only being able to do what they’re able to do? In most zombie movies, the zombies can only move at a slow lumbering shuffle… and yet, they still manage to outrun the high school track star.
I’ll take zombie Shakespeare over Pennywise any day.
Or Twisty.
Scooby dooby doo, where are you?
Pennywise is very clever.
He’d outwit the zombies every time.
This is too open ended. What is the scenario? You’ve got to give us a set-up. Otherwise, you have an astronauts versus cavemen situation where there are too many variables to resolve.