Jack Palance Vs. Jack LeLane
Billy the Kid Vs. Doc Holliday (Real Life? Young Guns Billy Vs. Tombstone Doc?)
Cecil Adams Vs. Ben Stein
George Bush Vs. Vladamir Putin
Britney Spears Vs. Christina Aguilera
Abby Hoffman Vs. Richard Nixon
Homer Simpson Vs. Maxwell Smart (yea this one has already been mentioned but it needs more attention :D)
Spain Vs. France
The guy from Winger Vs. A wet paper bag
Ok I just thought of one and I’ve just got to know the answer:
Jack Chick vs. Fred Phelps
C’mon people, who wins?
If it’s a fight to the death, we do!
Gilbert Gottfried vs. Carrot Top
A match I’ve always wondered about:
P-38 vs P-51
Did the two ever tangle in a mock dogfight?
Whoa, that’s a good one. I actually like these two widely hated comedians so it’s hard for me to choose. I guess I’d go with Carrot Top in round two, throwing Gilbert’s back out with one of his really heavy props. Gilbert would want it that way.
Mary Ann vs. Ginger
C’mon! You know you’ve wanted to see this one! Imagine a knock-down, drag-out cat fight between these two women!
Better yet, Jane Jetson vs. Wilma Flintstone!
And the ultimate in psycho-wrestling…
Laura Petri vs Mary Richards!
Oh that’s easy. Ginger lands the first blow and managers to draw blood with her movie star finger nails but is distracted when one of them breaks and Mary Ann lands a haymaker. KO.
The cavewoman vs. the spaceage homemaker? No challenge there. Wilma cooks Jane’s ribs and throws them on top of the car to take home to Fred when she’s done.
Oh that’s way too easy! It’d obviously be…wait, I have no idea who either of those women are
(upon googling I see that they are both characters played by mary tyler moore but I know nothing else of them so I don’t know who would win.)
It’s been done on the WWWF Grudge Match.
I’d LOVE to see many of these match-ups on the Grudge Match.
beavis once decided that the only guy in rock and roll who’s ass he could kick was rob halford from judas priest…
Hugh jackman? no friggin way, did you see him wearing all that frilly crap in that movie with meg ryan?
Sydney Bristow vs Dark angel or Buffy (3 way cage match maybe?)
Gandalf over Obi wan,
Gandalf didn’t die when he fell into the fiery depths of khazad dum, but the emperor died falling down some air shaft. So, we have a wizard over jedi precident at least.
Darth Maul over Batman (depending on which Batman, maybe)
But anybody who has a veritable foe in “the cable guy,” well…
Christina over brittney,
cause Christina is a bit more ghetto, although brittney has boobie power.
Morgoth vs Galactus
**Cisco wrote:
The cavewoman vs. the spaceage homemaker? No challenge there. Wilma cooks Jane’s ribs and throws them on top of the car to take home to Fred when she’s done.**
Naw, you got it all wrong. Wilma lands a couple good blows with a wooden club, but as Jane staggers back, she grabs her remote control and put Rosie the Robot into BATTLE MODE and mops the floor with the Stone Age red-head!
**Oh that’s way too easy! It’d obviously be…wait, I have no idea who either of those women are **
Actually, I see it coming to a draw, with both women whining:
LP: “Oh, Robbbb!”
MR: “Oh, Mr. Grant!!!”
How about THIS match:
We’ve consider what Jeanie the Jinn would do against Samatha the witch, but what about:
Colonel Anthony Nelson, USAF takes on Darin Stevens, junior partner at the advertising firm of McMann & Tate.
Street Hawk Vs Kit
Blue Thunder Vs Airwolf
The A-Team Vs McGuyver
Letterman Vs Jay
Lada Vs Skoda
Salt Vs Pepper
Bubbles Vs Cheetah
JA//s 3D Vs Pirhanna(sp)
Spritle vs. Chim-Chim?
The Wonder Twins and Gleek vs. Wendy, Marvin, and Wonderdog
Jim Jones vs. David Koresh
Zorro vs Robin Hood?
Westley vs Madmartigan?
Jack Ryan vs James Bond?
Willy Wonka vs Mary Poppins?
Benji vs Lassie vs Sandy vs Rin Tin Tin?
Yuuzhan Vong vs. the Borg
Of course, there is one definative way to settle this:
GOOGLEFIGHT!!!
I would have tosay I’d kick all oh their asses.
Wesley Crusher (boy genius of ST:TNG) vs. William Robinson (boy genius of LiS)