A Grizzly Bear or Sasqwatch?
I would like to believe Bigfoot would win, but then again I have seen Grizzly bears in the wild, and I have yet to see a Bigfoot, so maybe the bears are kicking ass after all.
JB
Ghandi.
What an EXCELLENT first question. 
I suppose the answer would depend on the physical characteristics of the Bigfoot in question, the general discourse on them is rather sparse.
— G. Raven
With my image of a Yeti, I would imagine it would win. From what I recall, they’re enormous, and would be able to pick up the bear and basically throw him off a cliff (with some difficulty, I admit).
Many bears are endangered! That would be ABOMINABLE!
ducks and runs
— G. Raven
I weep for the future of mankind.
I suppose it depends… is this grizzly smarter than the average bear? Does it wield a pic-a-nic basket? Will the bigfoot make an anonymous call to the ranger’s station and shut down the fight before it really begins? Does the bigfoot actually exist… if not, I think we’ll have to award the fight to the grizz just because the opponent didn’t show. And if he does show up, but is a figment of someone’s imagination, can he really be beaten?
There are obviously far too many variables. I’ll leave it in the hands of the most qualified judges… Vegas Bookies - I’ll bet on whoever gets the edge in the odds.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The perfect woman survived.
She’s the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this
illustrates another point: women (perfect or not) never listen.
I think that if the Bigfoot fits its generally accepted image, it would win easily. That’s why we should give the bear like… I dunno, a baseball bat or something to even things up.
Now who would win?
I’m not sure anyone has ever reported seeing a bigfoot larger than a bear (those things are BIG, remember), and they are generally depicted to be much leaner creatures. Yetii are more ape-like than those huge masses of meat and jaws we call bears.
I think the sheer size and weight of a full grown Grizzly bear must be more than even the largest reported Bigfoot sighting could handle.
— G. Raven
Grizzly bears have been proven to exist. The (or any) Sasquatch has not. So if you’re talking about a fight where one of the participants might not show up . . . 
Folks…the Yeti (aka “The Abominable Snowman”) is a native of the Himalayas. The Sasquatch (aka “Bigfoot”) is a native of the Pacific Northwest. There is no indication that they are (or could be) the same creature. (And do not take this as an indication that I am a firm believer in either’s existence!)
A grizzly would probably be able to take a sasquatch. Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) are apparently too passive.
Now chupacabras…those are vicious little bastards…
Abe Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they are burger.