Bucky from Get Fuzzy or Rat from Pearls Before Swine?
My money’s on Rat.
Same here. Bucky’s all talk. I like, of course, but he’s still a wussy pussy.
Bucky never wins. Hell, he barely holds his own against Satchel.
Rat. Bucky’s not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree, and Rat’s pretty sharp.
Maybe we should include Pig vs. Satchel.
I think that’s a toss up. They’d probably end up pawning all their posessions for a joint down payment on the Brooklyn Bridge.
I have to note that Rat and Bucky are fighting it out for a distant second place here, though. The absolute king of PACSAs (Psychotic Anthropomorphic Comic Strip Animals) is and always will be Bun-Bun.
What kind of contest are we talking about, here?
How about Rat versus Raymond, the [walking, talking] dog on Overboard?
Simulpost. The PACSA contest, sure.
Raymond would be toast.
I’d put Rat up against Bun Bun, too. While he may not be a Ninja Switch Blade Master, he is just as treacherous. He did threaten his neighbor over fallen crabapples with a nuclear device.