Roky Ericson vs. Sky Saxon:
- Roky. I’m sure he’s bristling with knives and stuff, though maybe Saxon is too. Tough call.
Meatloaf vs. Leslie West:
- Leslie West. Though I doubt he’s much of a brawler, I suspect that Meatloaf can’t take a punch.
Jack White vs. Julian Casablancas:
- I’ve met Jack, and he’s a nice guy, but I don’t he’d be a match for whoever Julian’s dad would hire to beat him up.
Johnny Thunders vs. Bob Dylan:
- Dylan, with a knee to the face while Thunders in puking on his shoes.
Link Wray vs. Dick Dale:
- Link. Sucker punch to the back of the head.
Bebe Buell vs. Debbie Harry:
- Bebe. Though hopefully, it’d be a long, drawn out fight. In a wading pool full of lime jello.
Marc Bolan vs. the guy from King Crimson: