(Man, if you laid odds on me starting two Mike Tyson threads… )
The discussion about the impending trainwreck between Mike Tyson and the nauseating waste of oxygen hellspawn of the month got me to thinking about Tyson’s actual fight history. It always struck me as unusual that for all the talk about his incredible speed and power and the fear he instilled in his opponents, the subject of who he beat rarely came up. Throughout sports history, the true greatness of the icons has always been measured by their fiercest rivals; ask anyone who had the privilege of seeing Nicklaus-Palmer, Evert-Navratilova, Gracie-Shamrock, or Musashimaru-Takanohana unfold in real time. But while Muhammad Ali had at least two absolutely legendary wins, The Rumble in the Jungle over George Foreman and The Thrilla in Manila over Joe Frazier, it seemed that every time Tyson got a chance to make his mark, he failed miserably.
Complete record a ways down this page, newest to oldest. No Internet in the early days, and my parents were too cheap for pay-per-view anything, so I never got to see most of them. So just picking through a few:
Trevor Berbick, James Smith, Pinklon Thomas, Tony Tucker: If you’re going to discuss big wins, may as well start with the kingmakers. I don’t recall any one ever discussing these fights, so insights appreciated.
Larry Holmes: Never that great…certainly not in the same echelon as Frazier or Foreman, let alone Tyson…but managed to hang on for an eternity, mainly by getting all kinds of undeserved decisions. (I’m fairly sure he was the one who invented the “blocked lots of punches” excuse. ) Definitely over the hill at this point, but still the only real big name I’m seeing in the win column, so…
Buster Douglas: The thing that stood out to me about this now mythical fight is that for all of Tyson’s struggles, had he made the damn adjustments his handlers kept pleading for him to, he would’ve won a pretty easy decision. The first indication that his head was in completely the wrong place.
Donovan Ruddock: The Jeff Tarango of boxing. Just a colossal embarrassment, and he seemed to get more cringeworthy with each successive appearance. Noteworthy for being Tyson’s last two wins before his imprisonment.
Buster Mathis Jr.: I saw this one. He actually showed pretty good movement but never had a chance. Just overwhelmed by Tyson’s power.
Evander Holyfield 1: This was Tyson’s first chance at a statement win post-imprisonment, and he got humbled. Holyfield was just too tough, too slick, and too smart. Tyson’s silly rookie mistake in the 6th should’ve set off alarm bells.
Lennox Lewis: Had his way with him. Kept working the jab and snarling Tyson up whenever he tried to close, and he had no answer.
So…Tony Tubbs (whoever that was)?