I’m female, but I’d go male gay for Kevin Spacey. He totally does it for me.
Just like Kyla said “I have major crushes on Jennifer Connelly and Kristen Davis (Charlotte in Sex & the City).”
The only problem, though, is that I’m a guy. So, I suppose I’d have to get a sex-change operation, become a woman and then go lesbo for either (or hopefully both) of those beautiful brunettes.
If I couldn’t come up with the money for my operation, then I’d have to go gay for Mike Piazza (NY Mets catcher). That way we wouldn’t have to hear any longer when he’s going to come out of the closet and besides, I’ve always wanted to be a feature story on ESPN Sportscenter. And, most importantly if I ever were to go gay I would only “pitch” and he’s already a “catcher.”
Salma Hayek
Rachel Weisz
Oh, and I think I have a small crush on Angelina Jolie
A waitress that works at a bar by my house.
I don’t find anything remotely exciting about celebrities, nor sleeping with them.
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THANK YOU!!!
Two gay men are walking down the street. They see this fantastically well-built, beautiful woman walking the other direction. They stop, and stare, and when she passes, one guy says to the other, “You know, some times, a sight like that, almost makes me wish I was a lesbian.”
I have to check in as yet another of those dull, boring, pretty darn heterosexual guys. I can’t honestly think of anybody I’d go gay for.
[sub]although, matt_mcl wins some points towards being somebody I’d like to at least meet, for his choice of Nicole de Boer… my fascination with the women of Star Trek is on record here…[/sub]
Yes, sadly it really did not do anything for me (and I am still convinced that I am missing out on somehing because of that).
Otherwise…Johnny Depp would do it for me
OK, I admit it.
That scene in Austin Powers Goldmember where they’re fighting Fat Bastard and he fondles his man boobs and says “Oh, so ya like mah titties do ya?”
I do.
Angelina Jolie - she’s scary and sexy all at the same time
My hubby would go gay for Joe Millionaire.
Lesbian checking in.
I’d go straight for Pierce Brosnan.
Tibs.
I know the feeling… seriously 
I’d love to touch Halle Berry—that skin!
I’d go for Lucy Lawless, wowza.
Um, your hubby does know he’s not really a milliionaire, right?
I had this conversation in college about 5 years ago. We’d throw out names and then reply whether we’d do them if we were gay. The one I remember having the strongest reaction, as I’d definately do him if I was gay, was Denzel Washington. But now Denzel’s a little older and not quite as sexy to this straight man. If I had to pick today, it’d be Tom Cruise. If I were a gay man, I’d definately do Tom Cruise.
On further reflection… the woman detective from Criminal Intent, and the woman who played Maggie in Northern Exposure. And Debbie Travis, she could paint my house anyday…Also Audrey Hepburn,
And Deanna Troi from Star Trek next Generation…
(I am sorry I am bad with actors/actresses names… and I dont feel like looking them up…)
The more I think about it the easier it gets. Of course, I have always acknowledged that I could be bi if I met the right woman. “necked” with a woman at a party once… complicated by the fact that both of us were from out of town and staying with friends… we never went any further.
But I am a happily married mojo now… so… next lifetime…
In addition to George Clooney, I’d also flip for the Black Addonis at my gym. He really does look like he’s been carved from a piece of black onyx - this guy is incredibly built AND …er…equipped. And, he’s gay.
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Yet another vote for Angelina Jolie…Jennifer Garner…Gina Gershon. It’s the lips, I think. 
janeane garofalo
kate winslet
fiona apple
angelina
the chick from Amelie
i guess i’m purty sure i’m bi. i just don’t really get the chance to act like it.
Hmmm, I would go straight for Josh Hartnett. Just something about that guy’s eyes!
Max