Third time’s the charm.
This is an easy one.
^^
Mysterious Voice: “Here is your choice mortal. First, you may kill the man known as Bill O’Reilly-”
<BLAM>
Mysterious Voice: “…can’t you at least wait long enough for me to set up my diabolical moral dilemma?!”
And the other choice turned out to be Kim Jong-Il. ;)
<bludgeons Kim Jong-Il with the pistol>
Bil O’Reilly is worse for America than KJI. Besides KJI is going to be dead soon enough.
(to borrow a joke from I forget where)
You’re in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, and Bill O’Reilly, and you’ve got a pistol with two bullets in it. What would you do?
I’d shoot Bill O’Reilly. Twice.
Neither.
When I have my evil hat on, I would decline to kill them because killing them serves no purpose.
When I don’t have my evil hat on, neither of them has done anything to harm me, though I admit to finding O’Reilly obnoxious and thinking that Pitt has odd taste in women.
Whom has O’Reilly murdered?
Well, he hasn’t denied helping Glen Beck hide a body.
Me. I am posting from a trash bag in the trunk of his car.
My only question is whether the OP wants to kill Brad Pitt because he’s a left leaning celebrity or because he divorced Jennifer Anniston for Angelina Jolie, thus destroying the sanctity of the nuclear family.
Curtis, what is with you and all these horrible threads?
Entertainment is a purpose!
Only when I’m wearing the evil hat.
Pitt and Aniston weren’t a nuclear family: those require kids in the mix.
Aniston’s comelier than Jolie, though.
So then it’s okay to kill Brad Pitt because by being married without kids, he wasn’t doing enough for family values? Or is it that he refused to sign Qin Shi Huangdi’s petition to make the date of the Protestant Reformation into a national U.S. holiday?
I said I wouldn’t kill either Pitt nor O’Reilly.
I’m not sure. I really liked “Fight Club.” Which one of them was in that?
Why Brad Pitt?
He just seems generally harmless.
Not the O’Reilly deserves to die either.