I have never watched the show, but I am always interested in the cast for some reason.
Older personality- Eliot Gould
Football player/ex-jock- Charles Barkley
Soap star - Donna Mills
Former teen idol- Screech
Olympic athlete - Usain Bolt
Pop singer - Alanis Morrisette
Pin-up girl - Brooklyn Decker
Curvy/heavy girl - Busy Phillips
Reality star - Ty Pendleton
Younger star (usually Disney related)- Selena Gomez
Business/News Celeb - Bill O’Reilly
Comedian/Comic Actor - David Cross
A FEW “other” candidates:
Steve Bartman (Chicago goat)
Ken Jennings (Jeopardy god)
William Hung (She Bangs!)
Kato Kaelin (OJ’s Leech)
Carrie Prejean (Miss California of controversy)
Nina Hartley (veteran porn star)
Older personality - Chevy Chase (probably still too big a star, though)
Football player/ex-jock - Troy Aikman (I don’t think he’d ever do it, but we’ve had Smith and Irvin, so Aikman would complete the Cowboys “Triplet” trifecta)
Soap star - no clue
Former teen idol - Elizabeth Berkley (Mario Lopez’s *Saved By The Bell *costar)
Olympic athlete - gymnast Shannon Miller, or her teammate Kerri Strug
Pop singer - Jessica Simpson (has the tie-in of being the former sister-in-law of past winner Drew Lachey)
Pin-up girl - Ali Landry (former Miss USA, but any thirty-something hetero guy would immediatly recognizer her as “The Doritos Girl”)
Curvy/heavy girl - I’d like to see Ricki Lake on DWTS, though apparently she may no longer fit this category.
Reality star - Boston Rob, of *Survivor *and The Amazing Race fame, or Paris Hilton (c’mon, you know she’s going to be on DWTS sooner or later)
Younger star (usually Disney related) - no clue, maybe Miley Cyrus?
Business/News Celeb - Geraldo Rivera
Comedian/Comic Actor - Kathy Griffin (she would not be afraid to dish on her fellow contestants), or Michael Richards (a gifted physical comedian, could he translate that to dancing?)
The Mrs. and I would love to see Alton Brown compete.