Who Writes Sex Well?

I’m not necessarily asking for a great erotica writer here, though that may be workable as well. What I AM asking is what writers have the capability to make sex sexy in good, literate prose. Essentially, who is the antithesis of Bill O’Reilly?

So how about it? Who are your favorites?

The problem with discussions like this is that I can’t link to sites that have erotic content.

I’m not impressed with the erotic scenes in mainstream novels. They’re either too coy, or the writing is too florid, as if the writers are embarrassed by sex and are trying to pretend that they are writing about something else. There is a huge amount of well-written, and very hot, sex on sites like storiesonline.net and asstr.org. The problem is that it buried in a pit of truly awful writing. It is difficult to find the good stuff among the dross. It’s like interning at a publisher and being assigned to plow through the slush pile.

There have been some excellent reviewers who can point you to the good stuff. My favorite, though she hasn’t been active for years, was a High School English teacher named Celeste who reviewed the stories posted on the Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories. Her Celestial Reviews would give three grades to stories: Athena (technical quality), Venus (plot & character) and Celeste (appeal to reviewer) on a scale from 1 to 10. Any story that got straight 9s would be (in my opinion) as good as any erotic writing that you could find on the shelves of a bookstore, and better than most.

Storiesonline has a rating system as well, but it is nowhere near as reliable. It is influenced by voters who have particular biases and will down-vote any story that squicks them, no matter how well written.

I know this is not what you asked for, but as I said, I’ve not been too impressed by the erotic content of mainstream literature. I much prefer the honesty of someone who sets out to write erotica.

Forgot to mention. Celeste also published a Dirty Grammar Guide to improve the quality of erotic writing. One particular annoyance was using the wrong word:

I was surprised a couple of years ago when I picked up a paranormal romance novel (**You Slay Me **by Katie MacAlister) and found the best thing about it was the sex scenes. They were hardly explicit, but they were describing some fairly explicit acts in a sensual and erotic manner. I doubt MacAlister is in the top of her field, so there may be even better work by others.

Nicholson Baker’s The Fermatta and Vox both have some pretty good sections. The latter indulges in fetishes that happen turn me off, personally, but up until that, I’ll confess I had a chubby for much of the book.

N.b.: It’s been upwards of 15 years since I read these.

Jean M Auel;)

He’s got a new sex-related book out. I haven’t read any of his work, but it was discussed in a New York Times Magazine profile of him a couple of weeks ago, and more recently reviewed (positively) in their Book Review.

If they are published, chances are they are on Amazon. For example, Nancy Friday is author and collector/collaborator of erotic stories/fantasies that are from women.

Anne Rice under the pseudonym Anne Rampling, published a series of erotica called The Sleeping Beauty novels.

Well written, hot, raw…

Came here to mention her and beaten to it. The funny thing is, I can’t stand the rest of her writing at all. But those erotica novels are HOT.

…um, not that I read such things of course!:wink:

Y’see, I’ve picked those up, and they REALLY aren’t my cuppa. I’m too vanilla, I guess. Her counterpart, Sherrilyn Kenyon, was more my style. It’s not great writing, but the sex scenes are reasonably well done.

William Boyd has written some good sex scenes, in An Ice-Cream War and The Blue Afternoon

Came here to mention this. She does tend toward the S&M side of things. Did I say “tend”? I meant she’s really into bondage and humiliation. She does do it very well, though.

Jennifer Crusie writes some pretty hot scenes in her light romantic novels.

Dear Penthouse,

Updike.

Don’t have a written example here, but I think restraint and innuendo make the desire exquisite.
Near the end of the movie The Horse Whisperer, when Robert Redford is dancing with the girl, the way that he almost pulled her close—but didn’t, made his desire for her palatable. Took my breath away.

Joë Bousquet.

Henry Miller, sort of – if you like cunt sandwiches and all that.

That reminds me, Anaïs Nin has some scorching hot passages as I recall, as well.

Anne Rice is so repetitive that she becomes boring after about three pages.

I believe the ‘interpersonal activities’ in Benjamin Garrick’s novels to be very well done.

SEE:
“Detroit: Spring Gold”
“Detroit: Summer Blue”
“Detroit: Autumn Red”

All are, at present out of print, but can be found, used, on the internet.

I’d be interested in evaluations.

jagaj244

Yeah. Those books were NOT about Dinosaurs and Sabertooth tigers. I think 13-14year old me had my mind blown by some of the stuff in that series.

That said. They’re still a guilty pleasure.