Whoa! Women I understand your take on penis size now.

[Grrr]

• I ment to post this weeks ago but forgot untill a recent thread reminded me of this subject*

So the other day I went to the movies with a gackle of female friends of mine. This particular movie theater we went to also had an Imax theater as well. (For those of you who don’t know what Imax is; it’s basically a theater that is around four times the size of a normal theater screen. Usually they show shorts on this venue like nature documentries, space or what not.)

We get to the theater and discover they have a special deal in which you can buy one Imax movie along with a regular movie of your choice at a bargain price.

We opt for this. We go into the Imax theater and watch some documentry about the “Green Planet” of some shit like that. The whole time I’m REALLY enjoying myself taking in the visual experience.

So anyway, The Imax movie ends, we then start to migrate towards the other end of the theater as our regular movie is about to start. The conversation on the way there is how great this movie is supposed to be…

We finally get to our regular movie; I walk through the doors and the first thing I notice is the size of the screen.

I excaimed to myself out loud (said in a whiney voice): “Ah man, Look at the size of that screen…” Because by comparison to the last one, it seemed so small.

And that’s it. That’s when it hit me. This MUST be how women feel about penis size.

I mean, it’s like me with the movie.

I know it’s going to be a good movie and I know I’m going to enjoy myself watching it. But DAMN! It would be SO much more enjoyable if the screen were just a ‘lil’ bit bigger.

[AncientHumanoid]

My IMAX is so big…

… wait a minute…

[Grelby]

This is officially one of the most depressing OPs I have ever seen.

[jayjay]

I think you’re about to get flooded with an entire thread full of female Dopers explaining to you just WHY the bigger-is-better meme and the perception that women want BIG isn’t true…

[Agonist]

@jayjay

I think you’re about to get flooded with an entire thread full of female Dopers explaining to you just WHY the bigger-is-better meme and the perception that women want BIG isn’t true…

You got it. It’s MEN that are obsessed with penis size. Within a wide range of sizes, women couldn’t care less. So says this woman, anyway.

[sjc]

@jayjay

I think you’re about to get flooded with an entire thread full of female Dopers explaining to you just WHY the bigger-is-better meme and the perception that women want BIG isn’t true…

Still waiting for the flood…

Um girls? Any time now. I’m starting to feel insecure.

[lorinada]

I’m just wondering what a

gackle of female friends

is.

[mangeorge]

I know that I won’t be able to get it up for at least a week or two now.
Thanks, SHAKES.
BTW; Is there some Freudian implication to the all caps there?
mangeorge

[mangeorge]

@Agonist

You got it. It’s MEN that are obsessed with penis size. Within a wide range of sizes, women couldn’t care less. So says this woman, anyway.

I agree big isn’t much of an issue. But little can be.
mangeorge

[Gala_Matrix_Fire]

It’s been said a million times before: men are a lot more interested in penis size than women are. And in penises in general.

[DiosaBellissima]

@jayjay

I think you’re about to get flooded with an entire thread full of female Dopers explaining to you just WHY the bigger-is-better meme and the perception that women want BIG isn’t true…

I know I’m going to be the only one: but, yeah, penis size does matter. The bigger the better (to a point). Granted, how they work it plays a part, but size makes a huge, huge, huge difference (no pun intended).

Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong and how small penises rule.

[Batsinma_Belfry]

What REALLY matters is the girth of the movie screen.

[JonScribe]

Hey, that gives me an idea: Imax porn.

[Smeghead]

Was the movie screen moving at all?

[Hello_Again]

@DiosaBellissima

I know I’m going to be the only one: but, yeah, penis size does matter. The bigger the better (to a point). Granted, how they work it plays a part, but size makes a huge, huge, huge difference (no pun intended).

Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong and how small penises rule.

I’ll sign up. I’ve been in significant pain from well within the average spectrum.

And IMAX gives me vertigo.

Is there a connection?

[Hello_Again]

@DiosaBellissima

I know I’m going to be the only one: but, yeah, penis size does matter. The bigger the better (to a point). Granted, how they work it plays a part, but size makes a huge, huge, huge difference (no pun intended).

Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong and how small penises rule.

I’ll sign up. I’ve been in significant pain from well within the average spectrum.

And IMAX gives me vertigo.

Is there a connection?

[Grrr]

OK for some of you posters who don’t seem tp get what I thought was blatantly obvious in my OP:

Laugh! FCOL! It’s ment to be taken more as a joke than it is seriously.

[mangeorge]

@SHAKES

OK for some of you posters who don’t seem tp get what I thought was blatantly obvious in my OP:

Laugh! FCOL! It’s ment to be taken more as a joke than it is seriously.

I don’t think you’ve been reading the replies closely.
Besides, you didn’t answer my question;
“BTW; Is there some Freudian implication to the all caps there?” You know, in your nickname.
So. Is there? Got any pics?
mangeorge

[mangeorge]

Has anyone else noticed the options at the bottom of the “reply” window?
.
.
.

“Increase Size Decrease Size”

[Grrr]

@mangeorge

I don’t think you’ve been reading the replies closely.
Besides, you didn’t answer my question;
“BTW; Is there some Freudian implication to the all caps there?” You know, in your nickname.
So. Is there? Got any pics?
mangeorge

Why no, um, uh, why would you think that?..

(d&r)
If anybody needs me; I’ll be the one over in the corner curled up in the fetal position, crying and drinking a double scotch and soda…