BTW; they don’t work.
And chin up, SHAKES. Someday, when you get old, it’ll quit working anyway. Problem solved.
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Great, as if more guys need a reason to develop a complex. 
Better yet: Imax 3D porn…
If it’s around average size, not a problem on the whole - what I have discovered, oh, um, my friend told me, is if the stomach is a little on the large side, it can interfere with some of the positions and a larger willy would make a nice difference.
I like Elayne Boosler’s take on the subject:
“Does it reach from you to me? Great!”
So, is four times as big too big?
I’m all for girth! But really, when it comes down to it, to steal from Austin Powers:
[QUOTE=SHAKESI excaimed to myself out loud (said in a whiney voice): “Ah man, Look at the size of that screen…” Because by comparison to the last one, it seemed so small.
And that’s it. That’s when it hit me. This MUST be how women feel about penis size.
[/QUOTE]
And that’s why I feel so bnad for the men who have to be with the women I’m with after I’m out of the picture. I mean…what with my 18" (ok, 17.75") ock and all. 
Imax gives me migranes.
Big penises give me a bruised cervix.
Watching movies on an iPod isn’t my idea of fun either though.
Once again, I didn’t get the memo. My memo-delivery person is so frickin’ fired, lemme tell ya.
It depends how big the original size (x) is. Is x 1 inch? I mean, a four inch screen will give no one pleasure. Is x 20 feet? An 80 foot screen would make my eyes roll with viewing pleasure 
Gotta agree. Ya can’t drive a nail with a tack hammer.
I just love a big screen. I’ve settled for smaller ones, mind you, and enjoyed the viewing experience very much. But there’s nothing that beats a good movie on a big screen. It’s a lot easier for me to experience the full pleasure of the experience. Other screens can do it too, but it takes a lot more plot line, if you get my drift.
That’s a mighty small octopus you got there…
Amen, sister.
Another amen, sister.
If they’re pointy, they hurt.
Sometimes those big ones give me motion sickness.
(movie screens, not penis’)
I like the big, thick ones.
The ones that make your cervix hurt.
The short, skinny ones not as much.
It’s just like a guy who has a preference for breast size. Some guys like big ones, some like the small ones, and some don’t care.
Damn!!.. Water cold!!.. DEEP TOO!..