Who'd win in a fight: Sunny vs Luca the psycho who lived upstairs

So who would win? If Sunny came home (Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home) to find Luca (Suzanne Vega - My Name is Luca) messing with her shit, which one of these musical nutjobs would lay the smack down?

(as a side note, Sunny Came Home played like 10 times a day over the office PA system at a company I worked at in ‘96. We had a running joke over who was going to go ‘Sunny’ and ‘come home’ (IOW go freakin’ psycho) first.

You are not aware that Luka is an abused kid, and not a psycho nutjob, are you?
“They only hit until you cry
And after that you don’t ask why”

Or would this be my first whooosh?

Oh, and that Sunny is definitely a nutjob…

Maybe Luka grew up and got a job at the post office.

I wasn’t aware of that.

Well looks like no contest then.

Yes…a victim and an avenging angel.

You need a fight between two victimizers

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown vs Stagger Lee!

Which is worse, “It’s my party” or “Johnny get angry?”

I vote Johnny. She’s basically asking to be slapped around.

Sonny vs. Luca? I’d bet on Luca Brasi anytime. The only way to get him is to surprise him like Sollozzo and that young Tattaglia goon.

What? Oh, never mind.