Who'd win: Seven of Nine vs Caprica Six

Yes, it’s another installment in the Fantasy Fight Thread series.

In the red corner, from the Delta Quadrant, the Borgy Badass Babe, Seven of Nine!

and her opponent

In the blue corner, from the planet Caprica and parts unknown, the Cylon Siren, Caprica Six!

Both gals are mechanically enhanced. Both gals are easy on the eyes. Both gals want the same pair of shoes. It’s Go Time!

No weapons, no interference from third parties. Robo-babe violence only.

Who’d win?

I think Seven can probably out-punch and out-wrestle Six, but it would really be over once she injected some nanoprobes.

Then again, Six is generally more naked, so that makes me want the fight to last a while. I don’t suppose the Borg catsuit could get torn very easily, but we can hope.

As Commissioner of the Fantasy Fight Thread, I’m ruling that nanoprobes are not allowed.

I think we all win in this fight.

On the one hand, Seven, even without recourse to nano-probes, is generally a badass as well as a hottie.

On the other hand, she has a tendency to be – let’s say submissive – to strong female figures. I’m pretty sure Caprica Six could mindfuck her pretty well by…well, I’ll let you guys fill in the blanks.

Six has a way of getting into people’s heads.

Well played, sir, well played.

Also, she nearly beat the crap out of Kara Thrace - Seven never accomplished anything similar. Six wins.

All of us?

In a “serious” vein, I’m going with Six. I think she’s by nature more devious and clever, and a dirty fighter right out of the box. And she’s shown herself to be physically tough and strong, so I give her the edge.

Six is not nearly the physical specimen Seven is. If they actually FOUGHT, Seven would kill her. Fast.

But the beauty of it is that Six wouldn’t let a punch be thrown. Or she’d find a way to cry her way out of a second punch. Or something. You don’t know for sure what she’d do, but her patter and mumbo-jumbo she’d have Seven so twisted and confused she wouldn’t know if she was an ex-Borg or Bjorn Borg.

One of the many little wonderful touches of “Battlestar Galactica” is that when a Cylon walks onscreen you’re not scared of what they’ll do as much as you’re scared of what they’ll SAY.

I’m pretty sure that the human-shaped cylons are pretty well fully organic, just “intelligently” designed to be superhuman. But Seven of Nine has no particular necessity to appear like a regular human on the operating table. So assuming that Borg technology is equal to Cylon, it’s more likely that SoN is going to be tougher. Particularly, I think she’ll win in endurance. Cylons seem to be able to call on a surge of energy but then are pretty pooped out afterwards. I’m not sure they even are “superhuman” so much as that they can consciously control their bodies to a higher degree, ignoring pain and calling on extreme bursts of adrenaline. But at the same time as they are doing that, they’re shortening the amount of time they can keep going.

Seven of Nine

Caprica Six because Battlestar Galactica is always more badass than Star Trek. :wink:

Six is way hotter too.

Think this one is another close fight…then again, that’s generally why I match the opponents for a thread.

Six likely has some hand to hand programing to go along with her secret agent stuff.

Seven is in great shape, has shown some fighting ability. I seem to remember her involved in some sort of gladiator competition in an episode of Voyager…and she took a “Rock Bottom” from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in one of the fight scenes.

For pervy semi-puns, I could observe that Six comes before Seven…but I’ll give the edge to Seven in a fight.

I dunno, Six is pretty ruthless. I mean she snapped a baby’s neck so it wouldn’t suffer the Apocalypse.

From Six’s perspective, that was the merciful thing to do.

Sure, ruthlessness and mercy are not mutually exclusive. I mean she didn’t save all the other babies.

Six: God is Love. Embrace love.

Seven: Love is irrelevant.

(Seven serves Six an instantly fatal blow to the head.)

Seven: Now then, back to busine–

Seven: God is Love. Embrace love.

Seven: Illogical! I just eliminated you!

Six: That was another Six. God is Love. Embrace love.

Seven: Irrelevant!

(Seven breaks Six’s neck.)

Seven: Seven of Nine to Voyag–

Six: God is Love. Embrace love.

Seven: How the hell many of you are there???

Six: Millions! And the Six’es you just eliminated are downloading right now. God is Love. Embrace love.

Repeat scene ad infinitum…or until Seven’s nanotech circuits finally burn out.

Where’s Six of One?

Given that “ruth” means “a feeling of compassion, pity, or mercy,” I’d say they are. But Six isn’t INFINITELY ruthless.

Heh. I see what you did there.