Who'd win the following death matches?

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Norman Bates vs. Hannibal Lecter?

Leatherface & his family vs. the C.H.U.D.s?

the Blair Witch vs. Samara (ghost girl from “the Ring”?)

Captain Howdy (a.k.a. Pazzuzu) vs. the “Evil Dead” spirits?

Damien Thorn vs. Rosemary’s Baby?

Barnabas Collins vs. Lestat?

the Living Dead vs. “rage” virus victims?

Cthulhu & the Old Ones vs. Pinhead & the Cenobites (wouldn’t that make a great band name BTW?)

Carrie White vs. the psychopathic Vampire Slayer from Angel s.5? (what was her name? The one that sawed off Spike’s arms?)

the Borg vs. the Daleks?

the Cylons vs. the Cybermen?

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Leela from Doctor Who Vs Leela from Futurama

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Lecter. He’s smarter and stronger than Bates. Heck, He’d probably just talk Bates into killing himself.

Tough one, but the Chud’s have the numbers, so I’ll give it to them.

The Blair witch’s powers weren’t well defined, but I’ll give it to Samara. Especially if the Blair witch has a T.V.

Pazzuzu has powers including telekinesis, and he has intelligence, so he wins.

Well seeing as they’re both the antichrist, this question could be posed as antichrist v. antichrist. So it’s a draw.

Don’t know enough about Dark Shadows to answer this.

Haven’t seen 28 days later, but the rage virus victims seemed to be a lot faster than the Living dead. At least the LD’s from the original movies.

This is easy. All Cthulu or Yog-Sothoth would have to do is sneeze and that would be that for the Cenobites.

I’m not sure if you’re talking about Faith or Glory. If Faith, then I’d give it to Carrie, who has telepathy. Glory–who was a hellgod, not a slayer–was very very hard to kill, and has minions. She might be able to take Carrie. When did Spike get his arms sawed off? :confused:

The Borg. They can negotiate stairs and will quickly realize that the Daleks–the lamest villains of all time–can be neutralized by throwing blankets over them.

The Cylons are much faster and stronger. see previous answer.

They’re both good fighters so I’ll give it to Doctor Who Leela, since she has depth perception.

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Bates has the chops, but Lecter is much smarter and actually sane. Lecter in five rounds, just because he’d want to toy with Bates.

CHUDS! They’ve got the swarm thing going on. Plus, they’ve got an acronym. Never bet against the acronym. CHUDS in seven rounds.

Samara is much scarier, but the Blair Witch, being from the past, doesn’t watch TV. Thus, Samara is powerless. Blair Witch in one round.

Evil Dead spirits in one round.

This is a tough one. Are we to assume that they are both sons of Satan? I’ll say Rosemary’s Baby in a 15-round split decision.

Much as a hate to say it, Lestat is clearly the more powerful vampire. Lestat wins in round one.

The Living Dead, because they’re, well, dead, while the Rage virus victims are still alive. Living Dead outlast the Ragers in 15 rounds.

Dude! Cthulhu is a freakin’ fifty-foot squid thingy from beyond the moon! No contest. Cthulhu will eat Pinhead first.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Carrie. Never bet against telekenisis. Carrie in eight.

I loves me some Daleks, but seeing as how the Borg can climb stairs, I’m going to have to go with assimilation over extermination. Borg in ten, but how do tell if a Dalek has been assimilated?

The old school Cylons were pretty ineffective, while the old school Cybermen actually invaded Earth. However, the Cylon’s space fleet is much more potent than anything we’ve seen from the Cybermen. I’m calling this one a draw.

Dr. Who Leela’s favored weapon: big knife. Taranga Leela’s favorite weapon: death ray. Never bring a knife to a laser gun fight. Taranga Leela in one round, ruled a technical disintegration.

I’m a sucker for these threads.

Here’s my deathmatch:

Larry Niven’s Kzin vs. the Klingons

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You’re thinking of “Buffy” season 5. The person I meant appeared in the final season of “Angel”, after Willow did the spell to make all potential vampire slayers into actual vampire slayers. This girl had been in an insane asylum after witnessing a devastatingly traumatic event as a child. She broke out of the asylum after receiving her ‘vampire slayer’ abilities and went after Spike (whom she thought had something to do with her traumatic incident). She sawed off Spikes’ arms, but Fred reattached them.

Perhaps this was a rather minor character to throw into the mix, but I couldn’t think of a better match for Carrie. :frowning:

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Well, I’ll just do the ones I know about …

Pshaw. Daleks. The Borg are all “You will be assimilated” while the Daleks are all “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!”.

Gotta go with the Cylons, either TOS or NG. Especially NG.

Leela from Futurama. Unless they’re able to pull in “help”, in which case Leela gets Bender and Fry while Leela gets the Doctor, in which case I’d give the edge to Leela from Doctor Who.

Pre-human-contact kzinti were prone to leap before they were ready and didn’t have FTL travel, so the Klingons would take them.
Post-human-contact kzinti are a lot wilier and willing to think things through. So I’ll give them a slight edge … but only just.

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Carrie vs. Charlie McGee, the Firestarter.

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oops. :o

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Col. Sanders vs. General tso? Stripped naked to the waist and armed with barbeque forks.

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I’m gonna have to go with General Tso.

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Mr. Miyagi vs. Yoda?

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Rush Limbaugh vs. Michael Savage

No matter who loses, we win! :slight_smile:

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Hmm…it appears Mr Sanders, on the other hand, wasn’t even a real Colonel.

So I second the vote for General Tso.

And Mr. Miyagi couldn’t even catch a fly with chopsticks, so I vote Yoda on that one.

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Dorsai vs. Draka? (I mean unmodified human Draka.)

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I speak only of those I know.

Dcotor Lecter. With fava beans and an audacious little Chianti.

Barnabas, no question. Lestat woud, however, be resurected by a Literay Device.

Last time I said that name a car caught on fire.
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The Borg. Dumbest question I ever heard. ^:)^

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Nobody has an opinion on Dorsai vs. Draka? (I’d like to pose that one to S.M. Stirling, if I can ever corner him at an SF con. Dickson, unfortunately, is dead.)

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Blake’s Seven (with Liberator and Orac) vs Enterprise (TOS)?

Servalan vs The Mekon?

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Enterprise. Blake’s Seven was the most bumbling, amateurish set of rebels ever.

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Aren’t you forgetting Avon?

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Interesting . . . the Cenobites (as developed in the Epic series of Hellraiser graphic novels – whether that counts as canon is debatable) are devoted to Order. (“Lawful Evil,” in D&D terms.) Leviathan is not “the God of Hunger, Flesh and Desire,” as Julia described him in HR2, he is the god of Order. The Old Ones are gods of Chaos if they have any values at all (“Chaotic Evil”). (Probably their view of such concepts would be as incomprehensible to us as the non-Euclidean geometry of sunken R’lyeh.) In any case, the Cenobites might seem puny compared to Cthulhu but they are backed up by a god who might be as mighty as Azathoth or Yog-Sothoth. It could be a closer match than you think. My money is on the Old Ones because Chaos always beats Order in the end – Second Law of Thermodynamics.