Sorry Raincloth.
Er, Rancho Thorium.
Um… you know. 
Sol Invictus called, left a message. Said he wouldn’t be able to make the interview’; seems he has to take his Saturn in for a ring job.
If he wants logic, how about** T’Khasi**, the Vulcan equivalent to Gaea for Mother Earth? Can’t get much more logical than the tutelary goddess of Star Trek Vulcans!!
Mammon.
Hey, I’m still reeling from Bailey Quarters only coming in at 11.
Still economically speaking a one/three goddess has advantages particularly one linked to war, destruction, fertility, cows and death. Squint the right way and you cover off the cattle mutilating aliens demographic if you’re looking for that kind of leverage.
Another nominee:
The Mantra:
1.Ivanova is always right.
2.I will listen to Ivanova.
3.I will not ignore Ivanova’s recommendations.
4.Ivanova is God.
5 If this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs uot.
You have Bailey Quarters but not Mary Ann Summers? Gee!
If you’re gonna go with Mary Ann, you might as well include Gilligan. The Attackclan has long felt that he was some sort of god of the underworld, and that the other castaways were in a particularly odd hell, kept there by his constant screwups, but always nearly able to escape. Cruel bastard.
Skald, ALL of the Hindu gods/goddesses are avatars of someone or other. I mean, avatar is a Hindu/Sanskrit word to start with. That being said, you could always try Meenakshi Devi. She even has a beautiful temple in South India.
Only two days out of 12? You can take me off the list. I’ve got plenty of full-time worshippers, I don’t want to deal with you part-timers. The paperwork hassle just isn’t worth it.
That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook on the clever chants and at least a goat or two.
Man cannot serve both Bailey Quarters and Mammon.
The Athena I worship posts only in Greek.
Ivanova is not God. She is the right HAND of God. By which of course I mean Athena (herself Aslan’s right hand).
all the posts before this one, tl;dr, so sorry if already mentioned.
The Fonz, Chuck Noris, and Bruce Lee
Gozer the Gozerian. Unless you fancy being roasted in the depths of the Slor.
Michael Knight. Because he is generally accepted to be the finest man who ever lived.
Shane Diesel. Because, jesus-fuck, look at that thing.
Lee is but a man. Chuck Norris is a false god not worthy to iron Thor’s cape, no matter what the internet meme claims. And no one who fears liver and the word wrong is worthy of praise. song, or fatted calves.
You’re really picky, you know that? I bet you don’t eat your vegetables either.
True, in the sense that I prefer to trick my neighbor into giving me HIS vegetables. It is how one honors Anansi.
I say, get some Old Time Religion:
Let us Pray to Zarathrusta
Pray just like we used ta
Be a Zarathrusta booster
(It’s good enough for me!)