It was good enough for Isis
She will help us in a crisis
And she’s never raised her prices
So it’s good enough for me!
Fair enough, fair enough… we will speak no more of the gimpy smith…
But as to the others, seriously, you can’t go wrong with more Sumerian goddesses… and as for Mictlantecutli… flying obsidian knives and a river of blood with freakin’ jaguars in it!
Actually… I can’t help but wonder how that works… do the poor things have to dog- err… cat-paddle around in the blood the whole time with their fur getting all matted and crusty? I mean it’s fine for the theologians to record this sort of thing, but it sometimes seems that they may not have fully investigated or thought through the implications…
True, but Gilligan wasn’t nearly as cute. Now, as for Professor Hinckley… hubba hubba. 
Diana, goddess of the hunt, could be useful, or at least keep you from starvation.
Speaking of foodstuffs, Jupiter Pluvius has some rain mojo.
It’s not good to offend Og, but it can be hard to fathom what he wants from us.
Mars (Ares)? Nah. He’s retired. War is all profit driven now.
Do you have to be a Republican to worship Ganesh?
I am currently taking supplications. Please be aware of my introductory 8% tithing rate (that’s 20% off the normal rate!) and my new 50% less smiting policy! Put me in the rotation next to Bailey Quarters and I think we can get that tithing rate down to 6%
She’s far too immature for my taste. Since Belldandy is (unfortunately) already taken (apparently for eternity), I’d go with worshiping Urd, who would be much more fun to be with, even if a bit erratic.
I’m afraid there’s only one real choice here. Athena needs… competition. Washu Hakubi
Goddess of blowing things up REAL GOOD. And torturing those you love. With SCIENCE!
I’m sorry, but nobody likes a cut-rate deity.