Yeah, that’s right, Chicago, the Pirates done gone and beat your precious Cubs last night. Heh heh heh. And no, I don’t give a rat’s patootie about what place the two teams are in, or how many games in a row we just lost. We won anyway.
[sub]God, that sounds nice. “We won.” Heh. So new.[/sub]
God bless the Bucs, and here’s to a kick-ass second half. Pirates all the way!
Heh. Yeah, the base stealing will probably go down in history as one of the Pirates’ all-time greatest moments. Lloyd MacClendon has been a godsend this year.
And goatee, shmoatee. One of our starters dislocated his friggin’ knee, and we still beat you poor saps.