Who's ____? X or Y

The Game Room
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Take this in the same spirit as those websites where you can kill oodles of time choosing between Option A and Option B in anything from a beauty contest to a football team’s strength to the best fast food.

Here’s how it works. It’s gotta be people. Other than that, no restrictions. Living, dead, real, fictional, whatever.

Poster A: Who’s taller: Alan Ladd or Sylvester Stallone?
Poster B: Stallone. Who’s made more movies: Stallone or Val Kilmer?
Poster C: KIlmer. Who’s been married more times: Kilmer or Elizabeth Taylor?
Poster D: Taylor. Who’s had more surgery: Taylor or Michael Jackson?

Etc.

No need for the questions or the answers to be true. All that’s needed is that your choice for answer in the previous post must be one of your choices in your own question.

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Who’s had better luck at getting publicity for having nothing to offer the world: Paris Hilton or Donald Trump?

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Paris Hilton. Trump has employed thousands of people over the years and can at least claim some contribution to the world.

Who is the better actress, Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan?

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Lindsey. You did imply “acting.”

Who’s been in the drunk tank more: Lindsey Lohan or Nick Nolte?

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Nolte, he goes in as often, but has years more experiance.

Who is more likely to flip out and start wandering the streets naked: Nick Nolte of Gary Busey?

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Damn if these don’t get tough quick. Busey

Whose teeth are whiter, Busey or Carol Channing?

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Carol Channing.

Whose vocal mannerisms are more annoying, Carol Channing’s or Gilbert Gottfried’s?

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Another tossup. Gottfried

Who’s funnier, Gottfried or Condoleeza Rice?

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Gottfried. No contest! I wince, not laugh, about most of what Rice has done.

Who’s done the voices of more cartoon characters, Gilbert Gottfried or Drew Carey?

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Gottfried again! That little devil is popular.

Here’s a hard one…

Who is uglier Gilbert Gottfried or Steve Buscemi?

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Sandra Bernhard. Just fooling. I’ll take Buscemi.

Who has more acting chops, Buscemi or Johnny Depp?

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Buscemi. Have you seen those teeth?

Who plays crazy better? Steve Buscemi or Jack Nicholson?

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Depp.

Who’s more likely to be remembered for appearing in a slasher movie: Johnny Depp or Kevin Bacon?

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Nicholson. Hands down.

Who ruined Missouri Breaks more, Brando or Nicholson?

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I don’t remember either but I’ll take Depp on faith for Sweeney Todd

Who shows his Native American heritage more, Depp or Samuel L. Jackson?

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Good lord, you are going for the kill aren’t you?

Brando.

Who’s late life obesity was more shocking Brando or Orson Wells?

And for question #2 cirulating

Depp.

Who was the bigger 80’s heart throb Depp or Debbie Gibson?

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Brando because he was thinnish when I first noticed him, Orson was always fat – to me.

Who was more influential on the craft of acting, Brando or Olivier?

Since I can’t place Debbie, I’ll go with Depp.

Who plays crazy better, Depp or Sean Penn?

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Brando. Which reminds me of the story about Dustin Hoffman and Lord Larry appearing in Marathon Man. After observing Hoffman’s rituals of getting into character by depriving himself of sleep and eating poorly, Olivier asked his co-star: "My boy, why don’t you just try acting?

Penn, helped by the fact he doesn’t have to work as hard to get into character in that case.

To merge the two strands: Who’s the greater political grandstander, Brando or Penn?

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Good job on the merge. A toughie. I’m going with Penn since I believe Brando was more sincere.

Who had/has the crazier brother, Penn or Alec Baldwin?

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Well since Alec’s brothers are still alive and able to get crazier, I am going with Baldwin.

Here’s an easy one:

Who belongs to the better Hollywood dynasty, Alec Baldwin or Drew Barrymore?

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Keyword being dynasty: Barrymore.

Whose mouth does weirder stuff, Drew or Julia Roberts?