Homer Jay Simpson or Chief Clancy Wiggums?
Definitely Wiggum
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
Wiggum may look larger, but Homer is definitely denser (in every sense of the word)
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
I would say Chief Wiggum
“No, you have the wrong number, the correct number is 912”
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–Only because Wiggum has been limited to a supporting role. If allowed to flesh out his character I believe Wiggum could challenge Homer’s definition of dense.
Wiggum. Definitely.
Wiggum.
Piggum.
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It has to be Wiggum. Haven’t you ever seen his gut burst free of its moorings? Not a pretty sight.
And A third contender…Comic Book Store Clerk?
Comic Book Guy is, without a doubt the fattest man ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet in minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
The real question is CBG vs. Homer after he gained weight(300+ lbs total) to qualify for disability. His ass had its own congressman.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Yea, but has CBG or Wiggum’s butt ever saved Springfield from nuclear annihilation, or saved even one movie star from being run over by a limo?
And why does everything so good have to be so tasty?
Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum
Definitely Homer when he gained all that weight.
Barney ain’t no beanpole either, ya know.
You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.
Hell, I thought this was going to be another thread about Hillary’s ass. I’m disappointed.
OK, who’s thinner—Courtney Cox or Calista Flockhart?
I dunno Eve, but I got a waterski wider’n them two.
Calista by a LONG shot.
Have you seen Courtney lately? I watched “Friends” the other week and she looked like a late-stage chemo patient. Maybe being married to David Arquette has killed her appetite?