speaking of birthdays, our very own miss audrey will be celebrating hers on saturday, we are going to this club called Venus where there’s a Male Revue and a Drag show, (i hope they have it on saturday) any of you have the time to fly down to hawaii to join us for this grand celebration?
OH JEEZ!
Actually I was thinking of starting a thread like this myself…
So can anyone (heh heh) come?
Happy birthday, albeit preemptively…
Flight to Hawaii? Well, I think I’m supposed to be going top Baltimore, but I’m sure I could “accidentally” get on the wrong plane 
Yay! I’ll watch you all get drunk!!
define you all, i’m driving you remember?!
You’re giving us all a ride? It’s a loooong drive to California, you know. 
well i have an uncle and his name’s Gadget (i hope i spelt that right) i could see if i could borrow his car so that i could pick all of you up, if not is off to uncle scotty’s house…
Oh goody! By the time enilorac picks up everyone, it’ll be Sunday, PAST my birthday, and I can just go home and get some sleep!!!
no that would be very rude to your guests u are NOT allowed to sleep

don’t u pout young lady!
I can’t pout… there’s no pouting smilie!
Well I think the solution is simple; just attach large jet turbines to the car, and you can pick us all up in plenty of time for Saturday…now to go find some jet turbines… 