I’m married to mouthbreather.
We’re not related but I sometimes share a brain with DogMom who is my bestestest friend and former college roommate.
And I don’t think he’s ever posted but I live with SilentConundrum.
I’m married to DrLoveGun, who is currently testing the waters as a guest before he commits.
Sadly, Esprix is correct that Potter and I broke up.
As for Hamish, we are indeed roommates and best friends.
I’m not so significant… Now the “other” part, yeah. That’s me.
Love you, sweetie. smoooooooooooch
She isn’t a member here, but I refer to my wife as Mrs. Six. I’ve tried to get her to register, but she just doesn’t get the whole message board thing. The poor fool actually has real life friends.
Well, that, and she was banned from the one board we did sign up on together for reaming out another poster who insulted me; she’s very protective of me. She’d last about a week here.
Dan Turk is my brother, but that’s all.
Yup, falling in love with somebody great will do that to you. (Even if he is an insufferably picky eater.)
My sister is Green Bean. Her husband registered as Overengineer, but doesn’t post much.
**aktep ** is my “hubbanero” pepper! He brings spice into my life!
Heart On My Sleeve is my older, more talented sister.
'Tis true! My lovely wife, while both crazy and a lady, is not our own CrazyCatLady. AFAIK, none of my relatives post here. I was just being…uhm, me.
This thread is impressive. 
Um… I introduced Spoons to the boards. That’s about it.
He got his revenge later though. He taught an English class I was in.
In this thread I started to tell the world that my non-doper Girlfriend rules, I noticed Flander and OhFace appear to be an item…
Yep, and although we didn’t meet on the SDMB, our relationship did start out at the internet level.
And cadolphin is my wife of almost 4 years.
I didn’t meet her here. But our first weekend away from home after we married was to the now infamous 2001 SanDiegDopefest. She couldn’t understand why I wanted to take a long drive to meet people I only knew through the computer screens.
She now has organized the last two Los Angeles area Dopefests - LA Dope 2003 - Take It To The Pit! and Surfdope 2004.
Sadly, she doesn’t post here much anymore.
Not related to anyone yet…but keep eyes open.There is a Doperess out there who in the next year or so might end up being inevitably attached to me 
if I’m lucky
Is that a tube of SuperGlue in your sporran or are you just happy to see me?
runs
I’m very happy to see you.
Now you look as if something’s bitten you.There’s two big lumps on your chest
Oh, I doubt you’re actually happy to see ME…those are manboobs.