Who's Sexier? Red Hot Chilli Peppers v. U2?

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I mean, really, if somehow, magically, you were transformed into any member of either group, which/who would you rather be in? Kiedis v. Bono? Flea v. Edge? How in the world is it even concievable that anyone in U2 has had a better sexier life all around than anyone in the Peppers? Shiite, just springing from Ireland v. Southern California is a wipeout imho. Maybe I’ve heard Dani California too many times. :cool:

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If you added all the sexiness of all the members of U2 together, it still wouldn’t add up to the amount of sexiness contained in Flea’s little toe.

Evidence: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away [Official Music Video] - YouTube

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LIVE!!!

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Sox on Cox!

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Or…

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I’d rather be Hillel Slovak from the original RHCP…but without the unfortunate addiction to heroin that eventually leads to my early death. Though, I don’t think it’s possible to be a part of that band and not be a heroin addict, if the book Scar Tissue is any indication. If living the drug lifestyle is a necessary component of being transformed into one of these guys, I’d ultimately rather be someone from U2, even though I don’t love them. I guess I’d be Bono…although my philanthropy would be directed to very different causes.

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Isn’t Bono really just a turd?

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I’ll take a turd-Bono over a smelly, drooling junkie any day. Just philisophically, of course.

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Kiedis was a hell of a lot sexier without the droopy construction worker 'stache. John Frusciante, though…mmmm.

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Red Hot Chilli Peppers. I have too many fond teenage memories of boys in socks for it to even be a contest.

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Was Scar Tissue worth reading?

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Scar Tissue is a very long book, and 75% of it is about drugs. Every two pages, Anthony is either on heroin or trying to get off heroin. There’s a lot of “After the show in [city x] I met this beautiful girl, and we fucked…and did heroin.” It can get pretty repetitive. But you’re not going to find a better history of the band and all of its many incarnations and travels. It’s a pretty good book. There’s a lot of interesting musical discussion and some deep analysis of their songs. But lots of drugs.