Who's the Boss Fan Fiction?!?!

I wonder how long it would take the infinite number of monkeys/infinite number of typewriters to come up with some “Who’s the Boss?” Fan Fiction?

Shows you’re probably least likely to find Fan Fiction for:

The Hee-Haw Honeys
Pink Lady & Jeff
The Kallikaks

& the Guich Koock Memorial Wing for Fan Fiction Free Zones-
Carter Country
She’s the Sheriff
Lewis & Clark (the post Kotter Gabe Kaplan show)

I can’t beat the Hee-Haw Honeys. However I actually ran a search for “Hello Larry” fan fiction, just in case. There is a “Hello Larry” fan-page but it is mercifully free of fiction.

mobo85, Who’s the Boss? isn’t food!

Woah, my mind is boggling.

Personally, I’d consider it slash if the pair wasn’t already a couple. Thus, Jack/Will would be slash, while, say, Brian/Justin Queer as Folk fic wouldn’t be. Of course, that’s just me.

You want bad? I’ll show you bad…

The Diary of Anne Frank fanfiction

Any link to fanfiction.net may be down, due to the fickleness of their servers. But I’m guessing we won’t be missing much from that particular subset of fiction.
Ranchoth
('though the “Jem and the Holograms” fanfic seemed pretty unlikely, I’ll admit)

Apparently Guin says no…so…what is it called then?

If I want to write about Tony doing Mona, there’s no catchy name for it?

I’m thinking (as suggested in another thread) “lemon.” (Derived, I read on a website selling Japanes fan comics, from the Regency English expression “having a bittersweet romance” meaning, being sexually involved.) I’ve seen it listed as an anime term, but I’ve seen it all over at this point.

If Tony and Mona were anime characters some might say “hentai” but I’m not sure that’s proper usage.

I’ve also seen “het” but usually only when it’s contrasted with slash, as in “This fanfic contains het and slash.” I’m getting the impression it’s used mostly by slash fans.

I did get a review once (PG-13 fic actually) that said “I don’t do het but this doesn’t count.” I was thrilled.

Maybe someone who knows more than me about fanfic terms will correct if I’m wrong.

Wait a minute, wasn’t Mona the mom? That would be… odd… but she went out with that college kid so what the heck.

It occurred to me after I posted that I didn’t say that “het” os a derogatory term, which is sort of my impression. Not that that bothers me. Like I said, hopefully someone who knows more will post.

– TeaRoses, who reads WAY too much fanfic