This game’s just not the same for me since Gene Wilder and Alan Rickman died.
However, it has recently come to my attention that Peter Dinklage is not an ugly dude.
She seems (unfakeably) super nice and funny.
Helen Mirren. Still badass and sexy. And age appropriate for old geezers like me. 
Another vote for Anna Kendrick. Sure, maybe it’s just an act, but she seems to be smart, funny, and self deprecating in addition to being super talented. Plus, she has the ability to veer from “really cute but still more or less within normal-person boundaries” to “good god! pure distilled sex appeal” on a whim.
I crush on the ugly bastards with sex appeal, Joaquin Phoenix and more recently after watching Medici, Guido Caprino as Marco Bello.
Yes, yes, Tom Ellis. And, when he leaves me to take his turn with you, I’ll take Chris Pratt as substitute.
Wallis Currie-Wood. She’s playing Secretary McCord’s daughter, Stevie, on Madam Secretary, and she is absolutely killing every single scene she’s in.
For those concerned about age-appropriateness, Tea Leoni & Bebe Neuwirth aren’t doing too bad, either.
Natalie Zea
While we’re on the subject, Laura Benanti.
Charlize Theron. Bears a striking resemblance to a lost friend.
Kate McKinnon, if you’re out there, I am available and very, very interested.
Milana Vayntrub, known as the AT&T girl, but from before then.
Yeah, her modeling photos are hot.
Emma Stone
Negga? Please.
Also Emily Kinney, who plays Tess on Conviction. It’s like they said “Let’s cast somebody who looks just like Luna Lovegood, only grown up and hot as hell. And not Irish.”
It’s also weirdly distracting to hear Hayley Atwell speak without an English accent, but she doesn’t qualify as a new crush, so…
ok - flame away, flame away…
But goddamn Samantha Fucking Bee if you’re reading this (and not Jason)…
oh the things that I’d…
(and no - this is not ;)Gary Johnson;))
Ai Fukuhara, until she got married last year.
Grace Potter. In this video, at around 3:47, she is looking pretty good by my reckoning. It’s not just her looks, I love her music for the most part and when I’ve seen her interviewed she seems like a really fun and cool person.
Oops, forgot to link the video…You And Tequila, with Kenny Chesney.