Who's Your Dead Celebrity Soulmate?

My first candidate is Beethoven! I knew it! That’s perfect! However, he rejected me flat, stating that “I find your offer discordant, atonal, and flat. I suspect going on a date with you would be akin to doing business with my publishers; in other words, I would be robbed of my money and my time.” Oh well. Old Ludwig doesn’t know what he’s missing.

Frida Kahlo
Agatha Christie
Mata Hari

My pick is Frida Kahlo. She’s an artist and hot. What’s not to like?

Vincint van Gogh
Gingis Khan
Pancho Villa
Frieda Kahlo
Cleopatra
Catherine the Great
Yeah, I never woud have pegged myself as so blood thirsty…

I did it twice and both times got:

Grace Kelly
Lucrezia Borgia
Mata Hari
I always said I was the poster child for arranged marriages.