Okay, fine. So, as you may know(or not), I have two step daughters. Karen, the oldest, will be 22 in August. The youngest is 19, will be 20 in November. So, this morning, in my pre coffee haze, I get a call from Karen. “Hi, mama, how are you? Things are good here, weather’s getting better, snow is melting, Hank (her bf of 4 years) found a job, we’re doing good…” little inane stuff, but I’m very happy to hear from my oldest girl. She’s doing well in school despite the fact that she’s having to do it pretty much on her own, graduates in June from Snow College, has a job already lined up.
Then, she drops the bomb. “Mama. I’m gonna have a baby.” In the same tone of voice that she said “Mama, I’m going to get my belly button peirced.” And then asked me to take her and hold her hand (which I did, naturally). “Mama? Are you there?”
“…yeah. That’s great, honey! I’m really happy for you, if this is what you want. IS this what you want?” “Yes, mama, it really is. I’ve wanted a baby for the past year.” I know this, of course. She’s talked about very little else.
“Well, good. When are you due?” “November 1st, Tanya’s birthday.” “Great. Is your sister happy?” “Uh huh, she’s really excited. Mama, I need a favor.” (how did I know that?) “Anything, baby, if I can.” “Will you tell Daddy for me?” Shoulda seen THAT one coming…
But then, I remembered…I’ve always been Kendra’s advocate. I was the one who convinced her dad to let her learn to drive on my car. Convinced him to let her get her navel pierced, and went with her and signed the form. I was the one who helped her pick out and buy her first prom dress, took her to get her nails done for the first time, helped her get into college, helped her face her father down on a million little things. Watched her grow up, and was there for her when she fell down. And now she needs me again. sigh… “Yeah, baby, I’ll tell him. Want me to have him call you?” “Yes, please. And mama? I’m really, REALLY happy…”
So, I’m processing all this information on my way to work (late, natch) this morning, and talking to if6was9 about it on my way accross the bridge, and it suddenly occurs… I’M GONNA BE A GRANDMA??? ME??? No. No. I go to Metallica concerts. I hang out in card rooms. I’m not even 40 yet, fercryinoutloud! GRANDMA??? I think NOT!