Enola Straight is one of my favorites.
I had to think for a minute before I got it.
Then I laughed.
But not as much as I laughed the first time I saw Patty O’Furniture.
Lou Stules is what I sometimes wish I’d named myself. I’ve never bothered to see of anyone else has ever used it.
Amazing! A work buddy and I used to have fun making up names for our cow-orkers and one we never failed to chuckle at (even after all these years) was Lewis Stulz.
I liked the name Don’t Fight the Hypothetical. I was a lurker during the thread that spawned it. But he went and got banned.
you with the face
Hail Ants
Shirley Ujest
Super Kapowzler
Left Hand of Dorkness
really, too many of you clever folks to mention, loves yas all
I’m about 90% sure there’s a user named Don’t Call Me Shirley
I wish I could have had that!
Ever since seeing Airplane, I’ve just been waiting for the longest time to someone to be talking to me, and use the word “surely” so I could say that in response. Unfortunately, the word appears surprisingly little in everyday conversation… at least in my experience.
Surely, you jest?
I hear it all the time…
Happens more often than I’d think.
In the same vein (vane?) I had an old manager who would always tell me to do things and this what we would do:
Him: Hey fill in that product for me can ya?
Me: I dunno…I’ve never been to Africa
Another favorite of mine is Pink Freud. Both the poster and the name.
You do? Or are you just using it as a platform to say surely? Because I rarely ever hear it.
… by the way, don’t call me Shirley. And thank you! =P
yams!! …!
I envy MeanOldLady, Vinyl Turnip and Typo Knig their user names. I also enjoy posts by them, so win-win.
Last posted on the 17th. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17469493#post17469493
I knew it!
But I honestly didn’t know how to search for stuff because, let’s face it, the search function on this site suuuuuuccckkkkssss
My man!
By the way- “cow-orkers” is one of the funniest typo’s I’ve seen lately.
It’s not a typo, but an SDMB “meme” (at least here’s where I saw it first. Many moon ago.) I need to add that one to the thread on such matters. 
I thought it came from the Dilbert cartoons.
Enola Straight is the bomb!
I enjoy seeing Eyebrows of Doom appear.