Un-flipping-believable.
Slight hijack–Possible Darwin Award
Locally a theif broke into a vet’s office for drugs (presumed) and triggered an alarm which drew the police. The theif cut himself by leaping thru a plate glass window and bled to death. Gotta go find a link.
This might work-(first attempt to do anything like this)
“Paper or plastic?”
“Not guilty. Wait, what was the question?”
Well, you have to give him credit for cleaning up after himself when he made a mess.
See, this is why I always use the self-service checkout lines when I need to pick up some duct tape, garbage bags, rope, and a hacksaw.
Gee, ILovCoffee, just how local are you? I heard that same story too!
I hat Wal-mart, but at least they’re attentive.
That could be a new game…what weird things could you buy that would raise the suspicions of a cashier and cause them to call the cops?
How about some long rope, a sleeping bag, and several cinder blocks?
“Pardon me, sir, do you happen to have any money that ISN’T covered in blood?”