Not to take this stuff seriously . . . but you wouldn’t happen to be reading a certain website known as whale to? Does the name Hilary Butler mean anything to you? David Ickle? Are Lizard Kings, Illuminati and chemtrails on your personal radar?
I haven’t expressed an opinion on the subject of the thread. I certainly didn’t draw conclusions on the validity of your arguments based on your error - i’m prepared to come right out and say that your error there has no bearing whatsoever on the validity of your argument. On what basis would you consider me a True Believer, as you hint?
Oddly enough, both pointing out that the reason for your error was a lack of time to edit and suggesting that my behaviour is rather circumstancial evidence for my True Believership would also be examples of picking apart statements on technicalities. Considering that I don’t think that the minor technicalities of your post should reflect on your arguments being right or not, yet you’ve taken a technicality of mine to assert an entire political agenda to me, by your logic that would tend to make you the True Believer rather than myself. Have I misunderstood your position?
I don’t care about that stuff, just drop by your local Paragraph store and buy a few.
Hah, you’re the one who stuck me down there on the Scale of Importance between possums and Satan. And now I’m supposed to be too fabulously wealthy to smite you with sardonic wit? If this isn’t me, who’s posting? Isn’t that a little too coincidental for your taste?
Incidentally, there are Three Stages of conspiracy theory.
First, it gets laughed at. Then it’s forgotten. After that, it’s laughed at some more.
You are either in Stage 1 or Stage 3.
Dude, you’re totally going to score with your self-hating girlfriend!
The history of a significant subset of the false-“Israelites’” having chosen to impersonate Jews goes back a very long time. Some of them are Khazars as someone else mentioned here, the Khazars having converted from Paganism to Judaism by their King’s decree in 740 AD (randomly selecting Judaism from the choices of Christianity, Judaism, and Islam) so as to gain the trust of target commercial markets (primarily for the sale of slaves) because only practitioners of monotheistic faiths were considered trustworthy by the buyers they hoped to attract. Zionism itself gained popularity in the latter part of the 19th Century, during the early years of the Machine Age of the Industrial Revolution when the Holy Land was identified as an oil-rich region. The development of the automobile further increased the potential market for petroleum products at the turn of the 20th Century, which marked the beginning of Zionism’s mass marketing to Jews and Christians alike as a “Sacred Duty” to return “Jews” to their “Ancestral Home” in the Holy Land. Completely ignoring, and utterly obfuscating, the fact that they had not repented of the sins for which the Exile that God had pronounced upon them had been imposed. Many real Jews understand that, but many have been brainwashed into believing that the existence of the “Jewish State” constitutes “proof” of the lifting of their Exile.
The [del]crazy[/del] [del]conspiracy[/del] coincidences go deeper than was first imagined. You must be a fake “fake Jew.” See if you were just a “fake Jew” you’d be a billionaire. Oh, and a vampire. Maybe an opposum too, I’ve gotten a bit confused on how the crazy works.
Many really confused people have brainwashed themselves into believing that self-identification as a Jew constitutes proof of a Christian-like preoccupation with God and the Bible.
When you believe in things that you don’t understand, then you suffer.
Superstition ain’t the way.
Please explain what sins you think God has pronounced upon the Jews. I await with baited breath as I think the only real sin I’ve committed has been of the truly bad matzo ball kind.
Seltzer and a bit of chicken fat – that the trick I tell you but it took me years to discover it.
How’d I guess that the fiction about the Khazar would come up? Funny, of course, that I already providedthe factual refutation before the bullshit claim. I guess CT’s have some sort of timetable that can’t be messed with. There’s evidently a set of racist flash cards and, by gum, they’re gonna read 'em off in order!
Mega-bonus points for “coincidence theory” babble, right outa 9/11 Troofer rhetoric. Obviously, the only answer is that there is a global cabal of evil Jews who are all ultra wealthy and control the world. Any more nuanced view of history is for sheeple who don’t understand the Truth. (Or is that “understand” the “Truth”? I can’t keep up with all this advanced punctuation).
Did I or did I not call a loss of personal power and influence as one of the causes of unhinged racist hate?
That’s just how evil and tricky we are. Not only am I a Jew, but I pretend to be a someone pretending to be a Jew and all the Jews I’ve seen at all the temples I’ve set foot in were all billionaires, and they all pretended to be people pretending to be Jews . Because, ya know, Jews are just awesome like that. Also, we’re vampires.
Which would be hard, as it aint. But I guess if your argument is already so divorced from reality that you can claim, with a straight face, that all Jews are filthy rich, you might as well believe that Israel is oil-rich, too.
Don’t let the facts get in the way of some truly amusing fiction though, this is a blast. Funniest thread I’ve participated in in a while. Care to provide any actual cites for any of the funnier fictions you’ve presented? No no, no whining about how you can’t provide real cites because the Jews control the world/media/your puppy. I mean, we all know you and yours just invented some silly racist claims and you’re hiding behind bluster when challenged but please, I haven’t read any really funny racist spew in a while. (Well, I mean, off the Dope).
Actually, I never said that you were a false-“Israelite” and neither did my friend, “Mister Obvious” in any of his posts. I believe you might be one of the many Jewish victims of the Elites’ brainwashing. Propaganda is an insidious thing, and an entire lifetime of being unknowingly exposed to it can wreak serious havoc with one’s perceptions of “reality” in the long run. Believe it or not, I was pretty heavily into Left-wing politics when I hung out with a former “friend” who is also a former girlfriend of “Mr. Obvious”, and actually made the acquaintance of “Mr. Obvious” during his relationship with her. Getting back on topic, I realize now just how brainwashed I had been back in my “Liberal” days. I harbor no animosity toward fellow victims of the same brainwashing of which I was once a victim. I’m pretty ticked off at the trillionaire Elite whose influence over public policy has caused the buying power of what I earn at my office job for a huge multinational corporation to decline at a faster rate than the annual pay raises I earn ever seem to offset. That being said, I’ll sign off for the evening since I have another eight hour shift awaiting me in the morning and will need some sleep in between now and then. Just to recap here, just because you’re Jewish doesn’t make you guilty of the crimes of the likes of the Rothschilds, Warburgs, Schiffs, Morgans, Harrimans, Rockefellers, et al. You’re probably every bit as much a victim of these multi-mega-wealthy vipers as I am. Goodnight all.
This is perhaps 5 of the 10 most crazy things I’ve read on this board…and that’s really doing something, since we’ve had waves of 9/11 CTers, bible thumpin creationists and ID nut jobs galore, and years of frothing at the mouth nutters going on about how Bush was going to invade Iran and make himself God King of the US or gods know what else.
As Finn says, even a cursory knowledge of Israel would be sufficient to show that the main oil deposits aren’t within the bounds of the ‘Holy Land’. Hell, even most people who are completely clueless about little things like geography have at least enough of a grasp on reality to realize that most of the oil is in Saudi Arabia (though perhaps they couldn’t point to it on a map). You do realize that Israel is not in Saudi Arabia, yes? Israel is an oil IMPORTER. While it’s true that Israel does have some shale oil deposits, it’s hardly enough to make Da Joows all filthy rich, and hardly was the motivating force behind the formation of Israel or the Zionist movement.
But don’t let a little thing like the facts get in your way…as with the 9/11 truthers the facts are just little inconvenient things to be brushed aside in the search for…well, not knowledge and enlightenment.
-XT
Evidently one thing that the Jews did to deserve condemnation from the Christians’ conception of God was to not randomly use quotation marks.
Have you seen any quotation marks in the Torah? Eh, eh?
I rest my case.
Oh god.
I’m having flashbacks from my Hebrew school days trying to figure out where one Rashi sentence began and another ended.
Don’t forget the pan-fried semen, the woman sperm and the foreskin nutjob. Which I will opine were saner than this, BTW. But then, “none” of “them” wrote “with” a buckshot “spread” “of” “quotation” “marks”, so I’m inclined to be softer on them.
Say what you will about the Jews, at least they don’t perform wanton acts of cruelty against punctuation.
I’m trying NOT to think about those threads…shudder. Or the UFO/paranormal guys who periodically come wandering into the board with their new, startling revelations.
As well as a decided perchance for saving on the use of vowels…
(they are still “cruel” and “inhuman” monsters who “perpetrated” 9/11, “Drink” the “Blood” of “Good” “Christians” and love pushing “puppies” into pools “full” of “piranha”)
-XT
Wait - billionaire vampire possums pan-fry semen?
I’m so “confused.”
Well, yeah, that goes without saying, but so do the Freemasons, Muslims, Communists, redheads, the Lybians, Lizard people, Royalty, Blacks, gays, Role-players and my next door neighbour, who looks more than a little shifty so I’m sure he controls Wall Street when I’m not watching him through his front door’s peep-hole.
Sneaky bastard. It’s like his Judeo-Bolshevik buddies telepathically warned him I was onto him. But I’ll get him yet, you mark my words.
How about we get a clear statement of who the Jews are, who the “fake Jews” are, who the Illuminati are, what they control and how, what their brainwashing consists of and why, etc, etc, etc.
Enough of this sloppy racist nonsense, let’s at least get some concrete racist nonsense.
Would that be from the Asphalt Supremacists?