For the last several months I’ve been suffering from an extreme case of eczema, with all the dry skin and constant itching that comes along with it. (Actually it turned out not to be actual eczema, but a symptom of cancer, although for practical purposes there’s no real difference.) Frankly, I’m amazed that there’s so few effective treatments for itching, and the ones that actually work are extraordinarily expensive.
For instance, my dermatologist gave me a script for fluocinolone acetonide body oil (“Derma-Smooth”) which my insurance initially refused due to cost: $185 per bottle!! Even once insurance caved in and paid, my co-pay was close to $65. It worked beautifully, killed the itching dead – for just one day. And then I had to stop because of a severe allergic reaction to it. :smack:
The backup prescription, Triamcinolone topical cream, was also quite expensive ($7.85 with insurance, probably up to $40 without) and while it had some effect against the itching, it wears off very quickly. Plus there are limitations about where you can use it and for how long. I’m also using a cannabinoid-infused skin cream which has limited use against itching, but works when it works – it costs about $45 per bottle (shocking when I first heard about it, until a Google search showed that wasn’t a bad price at all) plus I can use it on those “forbidden areas” contraindicated by Tramcinolone. (Always a scary situation when you spread an unknown substance on your balls for the first time…)
And that’s it. Forget about pills, there are NONE designed solely for itching – antihistamines supposedly work, but all they seem to do for me is sneak up behind the itch and yell “BOO!” And that OTC 1% Cortizone cream is a joke. I’ve had some luck with Cetaphil Restoraderm, which is just a moisturizer with no active ingredients (hence it’s marketed as “Eczema Calming” instead of actually curing anything) but its price is crazy-crazy, up to $20 for a 10oz bottle. Still, it’s the only thing that works reliably.
So here comes the GQ part: WTF??? Why are there so few effective treatments for extreme itchy skin, except the ones that are ridiculously expensive? And why is there no “nuke it from orbit” style pill for itching? There’s very nice pills for pain, nausea, anxiety, and many other conditions, but with itchiness, even in the 21st century, you’re out of luck. Why haven’t science and medicine kept pace?