No insurance, not lifethreatening, chronic (of the intermittent type), so I’m not going to a doctor. I realize any advice I get here is worth exactly what I pay for it, but I’m just curious if anyone has had anything similar. Or has any treatment suggestions I haven’t thought of (that don’t require a prescription.)
Seems to happen every couple of months, unrelated to weather, activity, type of clothing. Happens with expensive detergent, cheap detergent, “free” detergents, no detergents. No other health conditions, no medications.
Mostly happens on my breasts, not the underboob or cleavage, but the round part of the breast. Not where skin meets skin, in other words. Sometimes it happens on my abdomen, and one horrible time it was on both legs.
It starts with annoying itching when I take my bra off at night. No hives, no rashes, macules, papules, or any sort of markings on the skin. No dry skin. Nothing at all remarkable about the appearance of the skin.
After a couple of days of this, it starts to itch all the friggin’ time. Really persistent, annoying itching that’s only exacerbated if I scratch it. And, this is the weird part - at this stage, any scratching makes hickies appear. Ghastly looking wheals, reddish purple and blood in pores. If I scratch in my sleep, I wake up to dotted pinpoint scabs. Not widespread scabs or patches like eczema, but little scabby dots in the pores of the skin, it looks like.
A few days later, scratching or no scratching, my stretch marks look inflamed and red. Then the top layer of skin gets paper thin and visible like a thin layer of dried glue or eggwhite. Doesn’t flake or peel. Still itches like a motherfuck.
About two weeks and the skin goes back to normal and the itching stops. The parchment like skin doesn’t flake or peel, it just goes back to looking like normal skin.
Hydrocortisone cream and antihistamine cream works for about 15 minutes. Oral antihistamines help a tiny bit, but not as long as the dosing schedule would suggest, and doesn’t get rid of the itching entirely - maybe about 25%. Antifungal cream doesn’t help. Antiyeast cream doesn’t help. My miracle herbal salve that treats any skin thing under the sun doesn’t help. Colloidal sulfur based shampoo seems to, maybe, speed the process up a bit, but it still goes through the whole cycle.
It seems to come in waves, where I go through this cycle, sometimes in the same spot, sometimes moving around, for a couple of months, and then nothing for a few months. It’s been going on for…oh, four years or so.
I can’t find anything in my dermatology text that fits this description. Which makes a somatoform disorder pretty dang likely, but I’m hoping it’s something else, 'cause somatoforms suck to treat…