There are a horde of small black bugs living in my stash of white paper plates in the top cupboard. Why are they attracted to paper, and how did they get up there without me spotting them on the move? I don’t remember holding the cupboard door open for them.
You should check the potatoes. Pinching your nose.
Ugh. There’s not much worse than going to grab what LOOKS like a perfectly healthy potato and squeezing a brown bag of mush. Ick.
SCIENCE:
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You should throw out those paper plates before those bugs crawl into your ear and lay eggs on your brain.