Why are my golf clubs in Mosquero, NM?

Or
I got them missin’ FedEx box of golf clubs blues

depending on the meter.

I have to agree here. FedEx support for the people is horrible- they just dont give a fuck.

Okay, let us hope they get the rest of the way, and arent misdelivered to someone else,

Musta caught a tailwind, ‘cause delivery is anticipated today. (I’m sure you all are as excited as I! ;))

Still wondering - anyone got any idea/guess how FedEx logistics works, such that for the 1750 miles between Phoenix and St Louis, the only scans occurred in Mosquero NM and Strafford MO?