Its a bit pathetic you even think about that shit while you watch commercials, don’t you have anything better to do than stare at the breasts of women on TV?
You’re so right Crystal Task! If only I could be like you, an advertisers wet dream, focused soley and completely on the product being touted like RCA’s Nipper listening to “His Master’s Voice”. And in truth there is so much more to most commercials to muse on, that the near complete absence of endowed females from mundane product advertisements should not even enter the realm of idle consideration.
Well, as a hetero female who IS full breasted, I stared at her twins during the whole commercial.
and, mine are bigger. Of course, so are my hips, but we are talking about ta tas here.
Why is he an asshole for noticing her assets and attributes?
He is looking at her breasts instead of the product because that is precisely how the ad campaign is designed! The camera focuses on her chest, and you really can’t see the jeans.
I’m calling him an asshole, dear, because unlike you I read the whole thread and if you didn’t notice he suddenly came over all sarcastic just because I pointed out the fact he had nothing better to do than stare at womens breasts on TV.
I submit there is no such thing as a “large breast that is mostly glandular tissue.” Breasts are mostly fat whatever their size, unless they are extremely small.
I was stating that large breasts in thin-to-medium build women were rare, and that is why they appear unnatural. Chances are if you see such a woman, you assume her breasts are fake, and the odds favor that position. Therefore, assuming large breasts on a thin woman are fake (i.e., unnatural) is not unreasonable.
Crystal Task, astro, give it a rest or take it to the Pit. That’s what it’s for. Otherwise, you’ll just get this thread locked. Which will make me think both of you are assholes.
Well, sweetie, I DID read the thread, and perhaps you should read my post. My comment was that there was no way to avoid looking at JLH’s breasts in that particular commercial, as it was obviously the intent and design on the director.
I suggest that you avoid threads that have BREASTS in the title, as you seem to lose control and all reasoning powers while reading it.
Oh, and you might want to spend more time on your snappy comebacks. A post of “Asshole” really doesn’t make the grade in this forum.
I think its YOU who seems to lose all reasoning powers. Read you’re own fucking thread again, you we’re asking me why I called him an asshole, and you thought it was because I was blaming him for noticing her breasts-which it wasn’t.
I called him an asshole because he started to get sarcastic.
The only commercials with large breasted women are:
Beer Commercials
Breast enhancement commercials
Old 900# commercials
What you need to do is to somehow become part of a focus group. On every survey, respond that you would consider purchasing the product if the ad had a large breasted attractive female.
Maybe, but in thinking about JLH Levis ad, thinking really hard about it, and playing it over and over again to make sure I really understood it, I have come to the conclusion that bouncing breasts are distracting and that is why they are rarely seen in everyday product advertisements. Per your suggestion I will be seeking a sponsor for continued research into this unique insight of mine.
Yes, a grant proposal is what you need! Be sure to ask for enough funding for several Tivos, pizza and beer. Don’t forget a stipend for your research associates - you do have a couple of friends to help out, right?