Why are there no long, hooded coats for men?

I’m really talking about cloaks here, I suppose - amongst the range of coats available for men, there are lots of short ones with hoods - like, say this one, and there are lots of long coats, like this one

… but there don’t seem to be many, or any long, hooded coats. Women can get 'em, but the only ones available for men are really conspicuously Gandalf-Obi-Wan-Dumbledore-Grim-Reaper style.

A three-quarter or full length wool or cashmere overcoat with hood would be supremely useful to me. Why can’t I get one?

I also like the way that looks, and have difficutlty finding one. It’s not impossible, though; whenever I see someone wearing one I ask where it was purchased. Then when I am told it was a gift I howl in rage. Sometimes I find a store that sells 'em only to find my stupid broad shoulders renders all those in stock impractical for me.

WhenI track down something that fits, I shall buy two. Possibly three.

Two links for you.

Look up Drizabone, full length stockman coats from Australia with capes and hoods. www.drizabone.com.au

I have one like you describe and they seem to be fairly easy to google. Use the key woods ‘full-length hooded coat mens’ and you will see some. Here is a decent one.

http://www.amazon.com/BGSD-Hooded-Blend-Duffle-Black/dp/B002R37U0G/ref=pd_sbs_a_2

Here’s the one I was thinking of, it has a detachable hood.

Men just don’t wear certain things in certain eras. Like a lot of conventional masculinity, it is not explicitly decided or defined - it just happens, then becomes part of the semi-conscious or conscious code of conventional men. Manly is as manly does; whatever it does not do is unmanly.

That one is the same as the hooded, but not full-length coat in my first link. It’s nice, but too short.

The OP answered his own question. Full length hooded coats for men look sinister. At best you just look like a creepy wizard.

I don’t think they need look creepy or wizardy, unless designed that way, but nobody really seems to do it (none of the products linked so far are really what I’m after - I certainly don’t want leather - I’m after a thick wool or cashmere fabric, really - because it’s comfortable and warm and stays warm even if it gets a bit wet).

Maybe I’ll need to tailor it myself…

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/original-mountain-man-hooded-capote.aspx?a=585812

That’s quite close to what I want, in construction and intent, but the wrap-around belt starts to make it look a bit Gandalf-y

I have a 3/4 length black coat like the one at the bottom of the first link that I got at Burlington coat factory. It has a zip in liner and a zip on/off hood. So you can use it hoodless most of the time but have the option if you need it.

I really wanted a full length coat with hood but those are nearly impossible to find in normal stores - unless if you live in a major city possibly.

I know what the problem is, really - because this sort of thing happens to me quite a lot - I get some idealised notion in my head of something I’d like, then frustrate myself trying to find it in exact form in reality.

It happened when I needed a rew mobile phone, it happened quite recently when I needed an umbrella. In the specific case of the umbrella, I had the perfect one, but lost it, only to find that nothing on the market was quite its equal.

At least in the case of the coat, I suppose there is a possibility of having it custom made.

The guy in the second link - is he supposed to look like a serial killer?

I had one of those. One of the best coats I ever had. Incredibly warm (I had the fleece lining), windproof, an rugged. If anyone is thinking of a duster, Drizabone is a great way to go. But I don’t think it’s what the OP is looking for cloak-wise.

I believe Barbour do full length coats. They have clip-on hoods.

But real men wear hats. :smiley:

Too many teeth. He’s just an apprentice.

In the case of men’s clothing, I find it’s often because the image in my mind is too simple. Retailers need flash for their racks, even if men don’t care to buy and wear it.

Example: You can get shoes with side swoops or padded ankles or potato-digger toeboxes or hi-tech XYZPDQ outsoles or molto dorko designer stitching. But type in “plain brown lace-ups” and you’ll find about three kinds, one of which will be cruddy-cheap and the other two $500 a pair.

If I may be so bold, the company I work for carries this North End 3/4 length hooded jacket and thisPort Authority parka. Both of those are good brands. They qualify for free shipping, too, and you can get 10% off with the coupon code WINTER10.