By CanvasShoes:<snip> “And I’m with ya,I think mixing up your and you’re is extremely annoying,makes me cringe EVERYTIME!”
Beware of Gaudere’s Law, CanvasShoes: Roughly, it states that a post in which you criticize another’s grammer or spelling will contain a similiar error on your part.
Some would consider all caps and multiple punctuation marks a sin greater than,well;;;;;;;;;;; mixing up you’re YOURSes. 
That’s where you are wrong Tony Mon. That’s all I got.
… And where would ‘their’ be?
Not very imaginative I know.They’re could be anywhare-So long as there not policing my posts. I mean if they look into there own posts … look all Im saying is looks at you’re self,first,thats all…
Hee hee hee hee hee hee he - you spelled “grammar” wrong…
Wha?
Was that a “woosh”? anyone?..
Classic. Vintage. I laughed, I cried. It was better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again. You kick ass, Biggirl
Has someone re-arranged the vowels on Tony’s keyboard?
I’m only 22, but with the premature graying I’m usually mistaken for a member of “the establishment” (or whateverthefuck) by asshole gangbangers out blocking traffic and rebelling against whatever they’re rebelling against. I’d probably be pretty upset over denting a mustang, but fortunately I’ve only got a '90 Buick LeSabre (a vintage tank) – their kneecaps are going to give out long before my bumper’s going to be appreciably dented, so when my engine starts gunning they start running.
Anyhoo, only halfway decent story I’ve got to add to the compendium of “experiences with asshole gangbangers” stories is a time I was out jogging on the local bike path. I usually jog shirtless, because I don’t want to get my shirt full of sweat. One day I pass by some prepubescent fuckwits out lighting up some cigarettes that they’d doubtless either stolen from their parents or else paid somebody $10 a pack to buy for them, and one of them has the audacity to point at me and yell “Hey, look at that guy, he’s hairy like an ape, hardy har har!” (Yes, surprise surprise, I have some chest hair – it’s included with the whole “bait and tackle” package.) I reply, “It’s called puberty, you fucking asswad. If you had some hair on your chest, then maybe you wouldn’t be the limp needledick piece of shit that you are.” The three of them apparently decided that it wasn’t a good idea to risk a confrontation with a pissed-off loinburger, because they sauntered off at that point, and I never did see them by the bike path again. C’est la vie.
I was being sarcastic to the grammar police in this thread.
Yeah I should quote next time I’spose. I keep forgetting not everyone lives in Tony-world(where everything is wonderful 
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Kickass, Biggirl. What a line!
I don’t have any stories, because people rarely mess with me. I have a very strong “don’t notice me” shield.
But… darling husband was at a street fair a few years back. The Westheimer Street Festival, to be exact. (Why does that sound wrong? I dunno, it’s late.) Parts of the street were blocked off for the festival, but some young punk in a pickup didn’t feel that applied to him. He tried to muscle his way through the crowd, and nearly hit dh – who promptly put his fist through the guy’s hood. Big dent. The kid started screaming at a cop nearby, but the cop just told him to be thankful that dh wasn’t pressing charges for vehicular assault.
See? It’s as I stated; Gaudere’s Law never fails. 
Now wait a darn minute! Doesn’t this violate Bobo’s Rule Regarding the Duality of Rants? The OP was onto the wigger thug wannabeez, and a digression into grammar took place. Both are worthy of their own rant, so do we separate them or leave this to be a multi-rantural mosh pit?
Oddly enough, I agree with both outlooks-having been known to drop down a gear and accelerate (get your oversize jeans and boxer showing asses on the sidewalk where they belong before I turn you into crow chow), and also those who don’t or won’t proofread to give us a linguistically clean rant reading experience.
Type nice-life is short-the Oxford English Dictionary isn’t 
Also a term that’ll get you flamed. Do a Pit search for it.
Tony, World Eater, Biggirl- very, very nice, indeed.