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Well, get the trivial solutions out of the way first:
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What makes you think your initial solutions are trivial?
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2. No God, Jesus Existed But Was Deluded. Coincidence. Pure fucking coincidence. Jesus believed in YHWH and was disgusted by what the supposed religious leaders of the day were doing: the Sadducees who controlled Temple and Priesthood, calculatedly turning deals with the Romans and reducing religion to ritual; the Pharisees seeking salvation by keeping an intricate system of rules (which conveniently had exceptions for them but stringencies for others); the Essenes withdrawing to a mystical contemplation of God’s navel. His teaching was very practical – it’s a matter of love, as what a Father bears for His child and the child for the Father, and shown in decent moral treatment of one’s fellow man, following the Golden Rule and the principle of the showing of love and compassion. He may or may not have had an eschatological perspective hung over this – Schweitzer certainly thought so, and the Last Days teachings seem part of the original story, not a later add-on. But on this premise, it was pure self-delusion, the reaction of a decent man who perceived himself as called by God to the crap that passed for religion then.
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This is almost a good answer, but you left out some things. First all that ritualized stuff, that you say Jesus was against, came directly from what was supposed to be direct instructions from god. If Jesus was god, then direct instructions from Jesus. Jesus did directly endorse the Old Testament law. Second you talk about Jesus’ teachings as being a matter of love like that of a father for his child, but you leave out that Jesus literally taught that fathers should abandon their children (that he would literally bribe fathers with rewards if they did so), that he literally said they should hate their children and that he literally said he came to set enmity between family members. Third you are leaving out a lot of rules that Jesus gave that were anything but practical, like giving away all your stuff, not to divorce and not to marry the divorced, not planning or saving for the future, etc. Not to mention Jesus’ instructions to love him/god or he will torture/murder you. With those caveats I’ll agree that Jesus may have been self deluded but not that he was decent.
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
3. Salvation History. Entire books could be and have been written around this idea. But to give you a quick summary:
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This has holes too.
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a. God calls all mankind to live by His standards. Man’s reaction? – “Hey, sin’s fun. We’ll repent later, man!”
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This ignores that god created man with a sinful nature and that all things happen according to god’s will, not our will. One can argue this, but not without contradicting scripture, which then weakens the base of anything you try to assert by scripture.
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b. God picks out one family and tells it that it’ll grow into a tribal amphictyony, and that they’ll be His Chosen People. At first they think that means He likes them especially.
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Reading the Old Testament it sure seems that he likes them especially.
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c. As things go on over the years, the Chosen People come to realize that He had something different in mind – that He intended them as an example to everyone else.
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Cite?
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g. Jesus’s life falls smack into place at the precise time when the Jews remain a people with a cultural homeland but there is room for rapid expansion of teachings across much of the civilized world. Another 40 years after his death, and the Jewish Revolt and enforced Diaspora ends the Jewish-homeland tradition. Judaism begins to become what it is today. Forty years earlier, and the unification has not been complete. The Holy Land is under the last of the Hasmoneans, petty kingdoms not yet in subjection or alliance to Rome abound, and the cultural unification of Roman roads and shipping is not yet in place in the Eastern Mediterranean.
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I think that any time a religious leader is said to have lived his followers can come up with reasons why that time is significant. Doing so just takes a little rationalization, and we all know you do that.
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So He came to teach His message and to die in atonement for the sins of the world, at the one time in history when there was both a surviving Jewish homeland and a “world-wide” communications network. (Yeah, it wasn’t world-wide, but Goa to Edinburgh is not a bad start, and that demonstrably was a connection that could be made.)
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Unfortunately, his death didn’t really accomplish anything. All people still sin, and god/Jesus still intend to punish most people for their sins, and if anything, more harshly according to Jesus, than was commonly attributed to the Old Testament god.
Also considering that belief in Jesus is a prerequisite to avoiding hellfire he should have waited till there was a literal “world-wide” communications network, or better yet he should have miracled himself one and while he was at it, he should have miracled himself some movie cameras to record his messages/feats.