Chicken?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
Punk Rocker?
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Hippie?
He was tripping and thought he was a chicken.
Pervert?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why DIDN’T the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to.
Why died the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken’s ass.
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares why, the big question is, why is she out of the kitchen?